Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

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The O-C label reminds me of this sign on the door of an OB-GYN next to my doctor’s office. I found it hilarious, but only about half of the people I show it to see the humor.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I agree that measuring is a waste of time. The main difference is that men can see what you are packing while you are fully dressed but the opposite isn’t true. By the time the pants to come off only an ass would say, “oh no thanks your dick is too small.” Most women would work with what there is. It may be a reason to not go out again but even then most dicks can do the job so it’s more about connection and effort and skill.

I doubt metrics of my dick alone would get me a string of women clamoring to date me, however, I’ve never had a one night stand (or even a two or three night stand) so something must keep them coming back.

 

[UnquietDreams]

One of the sexiest things anyone ever said to me in the moment was, "your cock fits my cunt perfectly."

 

[MindYaBitness]

Have you ever told a dick that you looked at that it's not sufficient for your preference? I feel like woman are trained to be so nice that we would give it a whirl anyway. Then we will tell all our friends about the microdick that we couldn't feel at all. Am I right @crazychemgirl ???

I haven't, I think I've been extremely lucky in that the handful I, well, "handled" before I got married were built to scale, so to speak. No micro penises or porn dick, just nicely built guys.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I haven't, I think I've been extremely lucky in that the handful I, well, "handled" before I got married were built to scale, so to speak. No micro penises or porn dick, just nicely built guys.

I still think I'd try out a porn dick. Maybe I'll discover some new depths

 

[__Nathan1968]

I still think I'd try out a porn dick. Maybe I'll discover some new depths

Genetics may not have blessed me with the porn dick, but that doesn’t mean I’ve had to be deprived of the porn depth experience.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why is dessert spaghetti a thing?

 

[Awaywego]

Best comment ever made to me, "you do know how to use that well, can we use it again." In a text at work later that day.

 

[SWR101]

I’ve honestly never had a girl I’ve been with say much one way or the other. We just have fun in the moment.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Worse than dick measuring … is dick bragging.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SWR101]

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Wait, we can take a reduction to child again? Did i miss a training manual, was my OTJ incomplete?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Why is dessert spaghetti a thing?

It isn't.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Wand3rlust]

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Maybe - just maybe.... he is living his best life.

 

[Bry1313]

@Bbl87 do you have a measurement website?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/A0TIKT1W0JAAAAAC/keep-going.gif

 

[Bry1313]

I tried their spaghetti like 25 years ago and never had it again. I dont need dessert spaghetti in my life

Why have I now heard of the concept of dessert spaghetti, do not want.

 

[Bry1313]

Have you ever told a dick that you looked at that it's not sufficient for your preference? I feel like woman are trained to be so nice that we would give it a whirl anyway. Then we will tell all our friends about the microdick that we couldn't feel at all. Am I right @crazychemgirl ???

This song exists for a reason

 

[Bry1313]

I have never even contemplated dessert spaghetti, other than being a little sick at the scene in Elf.

I’m comforted by that scene being a work of fiction.

 

[Qky75]

Why have I now heard of the concept of desert spaghetti, do not want.

Sounds more dry than dessert spaghetti doesn't it

 

[Bry1313]

Sounds more dry than dessert spaghetti doesn't it

Sometimes one can post too early in the morning

 

[Qky75]

Sometimes one can post too early in the morning

Or just beyond my ability to cope and reason. I just got lucky in this case.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This song exists for a reason

That is the best song