Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

What are we measuring?

I saw she mentioned a sniper, I have a whole app for rangefinding and calculating bullet drop at distance. But I don't think that's what she was talking about...

I mean....
Prolly?
We weren't measuring anything else....
It's been good food and 3some talks...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have been summoned, but I know not what for.

Dick measuring!

 

[Bbl87]

I mean, I still have the same old one. Percentages, volumes, all the fun stuff.

 

[lavendersilk]

I mean, I still have the same old one. Percentages, volumes, all the fun stuff.

Link?

 

[Bbl87]

Went back through this thread to find when I provided it before, ha.

Post in thread 'Sex & Shenanigans' https://forum.literotica.com/threads/sex-shenanigans.1589110/post-97192174

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Dick measuring!

Link?

Went back through this thread to find when I provided it before, ha.

Post in thread 'Sex & Shenanigans' https://forum.literotica.com/threads/sex-shenanigans.1589110/post-97192174

So everyone knows, and that it's not the massive beast it's made out to be. The more impressive of the two measures can be verified by individuals in this thread.

View attachment 2318547

“In a room of 1000, 1 would be bigger.”

 

[Bbl87]

“In a room of 1000, 1 would be bigger.”

But hey, that means in a city of 100,000, that 100 would be bigger. All about perspective.

 

[crazychemgirl]

How’s everyone’s humpday going??

 

[lavendersilk]

Pretty damn good!

How’s everyone’s humpday going??

 

[crazychemgirl]

Pretty damn good!

Mine too… thanks to some very amazing conversations

 

[Bbl87]

How’s everyone’s humpday going??

Not enough humping, but otherwise not bad.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just for yall cuz I love you.

https://streamable.com/f4ukfb

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can’t even describe how lucky I am to have such great girlfriends on lit … yall are gorgeous.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[UnquietDreams]

I can’t even describe how lucky I am to have such great girlfriends on lit … yall are gorgeous.

Just rub it in...

 

[MindYaBitness]

I can’t even describe how lucky I am to have such great girlfriends on lit … yall are gorgeous.

Back at ya babe!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well, Unquietdreams, in our exclusive chat from which you banned yourself for trolling yourself, we talked about you and ...um...you are gorgeous too!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well, Unquietdreams, in our exclusive chat from which you banned yourself for trolling yourself, we talked about you and ...um...you are gorgeous too!

I don’t think that’s why you aren’t included?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don’t think that’s why you aren’t included?

Well, it's better than discussing dick measuring...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well, it's better than discussing dick measuring...

I think I have bad news for you. Or maybe good really, since it means you’re not missing out on anything

 

[Photog1rl]

Dick measuring seems like it always leaves someone coming up short.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Dick measuring seems like it always leaves someone coming up short.

Statistically average but very enthusiastic.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Statistically average but very enthusiastic.

On my fucking tombstone

 

[MindYaBitness]

I feel like dick measuring is a waste of time. I mean, no guy has ever looked at my boobs and asked exactly how many inches/ounces of boobage I'm packing. They just look, determine if it's sufficient for their preference, or not. Woman are very much the same

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I can’t get over their spaghetti and sliced hot dog in a little cardboard container

I tried their spaghetti like 25 years ago and never had it again. I dont need dessert spaghetti in my life