Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

Genetics may not have blessed me with the porn dick, but that doesn’t mean I’ve had to be deprived of the porn depth experience.

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This is so offensive...it's called Little People Porn. Try harder, be better

 

[Taegul]

This is so offensive...it's called Little People Porn. Try harder, be better

Why is my YouTube algo now showing me Brad Williams clips?

 

[__Nathan1968]

This is so offensive...it's called Little People Porn. Try harder, be better

I thought ‘Little People Porn’ was referring to men with micropenises.

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Why have I now heard of the concept of dessert spaghetti, do not want.

Sounds more dry than dessert spaghetti doesn't it

Sometimes one can post too early in the morning

Or just beyond my ability to cope and reason. I just got lucky in this case.

You do know desert and dessert are entirely different words that are also spelled differently, right? If you can’t remember, just think desserts have 2 Ss because they’re super sweet. That’s how I learned it in elementary school

 

[crazychemgirl]

Now that you all know I’m secretly a ninja turtle … I hope we can all still be friends

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Now that you all know I’m secretly a ninja turtle … I hope we can all still be friends

So long as you save me a cot in the sewer

 

[UnquietDreams]

Now that you all know I’m secretly a ninja turtle … I hope we can all still be friends

I have my own admission to make...

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

Now that you all know I’m secretly a ninja turtle … I hope we can all still be friends

I mean…you picked the most emo sad bastard turtle possible, but TMNT are still awesome

 

[UnquietDreams]

You do know desert and dessert are entirely different words that are also spelled differently, right? If you can’t remember, just think desserts have 2 Ss because they’re super sweet. That’s how I learned it in elementary school

I was taught you want more dessert and less desert.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I mean…you picked the most emo sad bastard turtle possible, but TMNT are still awesome

I wish the Michelangelo mask was available

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I was taught you want more dessert and less desert.

I grew up a beach baby, but some people actually like the desert

I wish the Michelangelo mask was available

Oh…was it only Leonardo?
And yes, Mikey is the best!

 

[SWR101]

I wish the Michelangelo mask was available

I’ve always identified with Donnie, smart, kind of awkward,

 

[Qky75]

I was taught you want more dessert and less desert.

That's how I remember too

 

[Qky75]

I’ve always identified with Donnie, smart, kind of awkward,

I can't remember which one I identify with most ... Depends on how cold it is.

 

[Taegul]

Nobody taking Splinter? Fine. I'll take Splinter.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nobody taking Splinter? Fine. I'll take Splinter.

You spiny bastard

 

[Qky75]

Nobody taking Splinter? Fine. I'll take Splinter.

I mean... he's probably carrying bubonic plague, rabies, or hepatitis but he kicks ass....

 

[Taegul]

You spiny bastard

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[Taegul]

I mean... he's probably carrying bubonic plague, rabies, or hepatitis but he kicks ass....

I didn't choose my weapons. My weapons chose me!

 

[LupineOne]

Statistically average but very enthusiastic.

That’s me

 

[Bry1313]

You do know desert and dessert are entirely different words that are also spelled differently, right? If you can’t remember, just think desserts have 2 Ss because they’re super sweet. That’s how I learned it in elementary school

I edited my post after the initial error was pointed out

 

[crazychemgirl]

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You love me.

 

[LupineOne]

Homeward bound…that was a much-needed break.