Have you ever told a dick that you looked at that it's not sufficient for your preference? I feel like woman are trained to be so nice that we would give it a whirl anyway. Then we will tell all our friends about the microdick that we couldn't feel at all. Am I right @crazychemgirl ???
GOOMH!
It's not actually dessert spaghetti but it's sooo sweet
Sounds sort of horrible.
It's the crushed up chocolate fudge Pop-tarts that pushes it over the top...GOOMH!
The O-C label reminds me of this sign on the door of an OB-GYN next to my doctor’s office. I found it hilarious, but only about half of the people I show it to see the humor.
I agree that measuring is a waste of time. The main difference is that men can see what you are packing while you are fully dressed but the opposite isn’t true. By the time the pants to come off only an ass would say, “oh no thanks your dick is too small.” Most women would work with what there is. It may be a reason to not go out again but even then most dicks can do the job so it’s more about connection and effort and skill.
I doubt metrics of my dick alone would get me a string of women clamoring to date me, however, I’ve never had a one night stand (or even a two or three night stand) so something must keep them coming back.
I haven't, I think I've been extremely lucky in that the handful I, well, "handled" before I got married were built to scale, so to speak. No micro penises or porn dick, just nicely built guys.
I still think I'd try out a porn dick. Maybe I'll discover some new depths
Genetics may not have blessed me with the porn dick, but that doesn’t mean I’ve had to be deprived of the porn depth experience.I still think I'd try out a porn dick. Maybe I'll discover some new depths
Wait, we can take a reduction to child again? Did i miss a training manual, was my OTJ incomplete?
It isn't.
Maybe - just maybe.... he is living his best life.
