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Gang! Flip a coin, here are your horoscopes for monday:

Heads: Watch out for a man named Steven who will be ahead of you in every line you're in and doesn't know how stores work.

Tails: You're looking hot. Everyone knows it. Well done to you.

Coin just hangs in the air and doesn't land: fetch the priest
 
positiveflirt said:
Gang! Flip a coin, here are your horoscopes for monday:

Heads: Watch out for a man named Steven who will be ahead of you in every line you're in and doesn't know how stores work.

Tails: You're looking hot. Everyone knows it. Well done to you.

Coin just hangs in the air and doesn't land: fetch the priest
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As I flipped the coin, the window shattered and a massive black raven flew through into my room and grabbed the coin before it could reach the top of the arc. It landed on my bookshelf, by the big, black, leather-bound book I bought at the estate sale last night -- the one I have been unable to pick the lock on so I have not yet opened it. The raven screeched at me, like a massive crow with laryngitis, then flew back out the open window, but raked a talon across the back of my left hand as it exited. The bleeding, while slow, won't stop.

So I am thinking it was the "Steve" one, right?
 
positiveflirt said:
Gang! Flip a coin, here are your horoscopes for monday:

Heads: Watch out for a man named Steven who will be ahead of you in every line you're in and doesn't know how stores work.

Tails: You're looking hot. Everyone knows it. Well done to you.

Coin just hangs in the air and doesn't land: fetch the priest
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Look.
Take coin.
Turn left

Am I doing this right?
 
UnquietDreams said:
As I flipped the coin, the window shattered and a massive black raven flew through into my room and grabbed the coin before it could reach the top of the arc. It landed on my bookshelf, by the big, black, leather-bound book I bought at the estate sale last night -- the one I have been unable to pick the lock on so I have not yet opened it. The raven screeched at me, like a massive crow with laryngitis, then flew back out the open window, but raked a talon across the back of my left hand as it exited. The bleeding, while slow, won't stop.

So I am thinking it was the "Steve" one, right?
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Jesus. That's tomorrow's. How are you doing this?
 
Wand3rlust said:
Didn't mean here ya donut.

Some people are SO sensitive
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Oh, what kind of donut am I? Not a plain one, I hope. That would be boring. And not something ridiculous, like from Voodoo donuts and the like. Though we have a place here that serves a maple bar with a shot of whiskey, and that sounds about right.
 
UnquietDreams said:
As I flipped the coin, the window shattered and a massive black raven flew through into my room and grabbed the coin before it could reach the top of the arc. It landed on my bookshelf, by the big, black, leather-bound book I bought at the estate sale last night -- the one I have been unable to pick the lock on so I have not yet opened it. The raven screeched at me, like a massive crow with laryngitis, then flew back out the open window, but raked a talon across the back of my left hand as it exited. The bleeding, while slow, won't stop.

So I am thinking it was the "Steve" one, right?
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You forget the part where the raven quoth, “Nevermore!” 😜
 
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