Sex & Shenanigans

Gang! Flip a coin, here are your horoscopes for monday:

Heads: Watch out for a man named Steven who will be ahead of you in every line you're in and doesn't know how stores work.

Tails: You're looking hot. Everyone knows it. Well done to you.

Coin just hangs in the air and doesn't land: fetch the priest
Luckily, I got tails. No need to exercise the demons today 🤣
 
I always thought we needed an eye roll reaction. But I find I'm rolling my eyes a little less.

Fuck.

Am I becoming desensitised to your schmaltzy niceness, and general bonhomie, and 'oh my God, you're great - no YOU are - no YOU are - no we're both amazing, let's hug' ness??

Wow.
I'm unapologetically schmaltzy. And guess what, I think you're great. So there!!!!
 
I always thought we needed an eye roll reaction. But I find I'm rolling my eyes a little less.

Fuck.

Am I becoming desensitised to your schmaltzy niceness, and general bonhomie, and 'oh my God, you're great - no YOU are - no YOU are - no we're both amazing, let's hug' ness??

Wow.

I'm unapologetically schmaltzy. And guess what, I think you're great. So there!!!!
I just love seeing "schmaltzy" in print. I immediately think of the president of busy-bodies anonymous from White Christmas 😆
 
I always thought we needed an eye roll reaction. But I find I'm rolling my eyes a little less.

Fuck.

Am I becoming desensitised to your schmaltzy niceness, and general bonhomie, and 'oh my God, you're great - no YOU are - no YOU are - no we're both amazing, let's hug' ness??

Wow.
I am kind to a fault, at least most of the time. You can blame me if you need to...

Heh. And your eye roll game is still on point, don't worry.
 
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