Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Taegul]

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I wish hungry only made up 9% of my day. Even if it's specifically just food we're talking about.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Brad and Channing are so good together in the Lost City too. The amount of digital ink that must exist on the topic boggles the mind.

I love that film, "I can taste his thoughts!" It was just a silly, fluffy, funny time waster that didn't get near the credit it deserved

 

[MindYaBitness]

Gang! Flip a coin, here are your horoscopes for monday:

Heads: Watch out for a man named Steven who will be ahead of you in every line you're in and doesn't know how stores work.

Tails: You're looking hot. Everyone knows it. Well done to you.

Coin just hangs in the air and doesn't land: fetch the priest

Luckily, I got tails. No need to exercise the demons today

 

[UnquietDreams]

You forget the part where the raven quoth, “Nevermore!”

Nah, that would have been weird...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck this day.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Fuck this day.

Oh no - now what?
Or was that a out JEJ?

 

[SherlockianMan]

Fuck this day.

Bop. Anything we can do to make it better.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s ok … I’m ok …

I mean, like, I’m not …


But I am.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

It’s ok … I’m ok …

I mean, like, I’m not …


But I am.

Why the fuck don't we have a "cares" reaction?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Why the fuck don't we have a "cares" reaction?

agreed. We need a care & barf reaction

 

[MindYaBitness]

It’s ok … I’m ok …

I mean, like, I’m not …


But I am.

It's ok to not be ok

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

agreed. We need a care & barf reaction

I fear how often I would earn the barf one.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I always thought we needed an eye roll reaction. But I find I'm rolling my eyes a little less.

Fuck.

Am I becoming desensitised to your schmaltzy niceness, and general bonhomie, and 'oh my God, you're great - no YOU are - no YOU are - no we're both amazing, let's hug' ness??

Wow.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I always thought we needed an eye roll reaction. But I find I'm rolling my eyes a little less.

Fuck.

Am I becoming desensitised to your schmaltzy niceness, and general bonhomie, and 'oh my God, you're great - no YOU are - no YOU are - no we're both amazing, let's hug' ness??

Wow.

I'm unapologetically schmaltzy. And guess what, I think you're great. So there!!!!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm unapologetically schmaltzy. And guess what, I think you're great. So there!!!!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oh. No. It's still there

Phew

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

It's ok to not be ok

This. It has to be, otherwise, I'm really in trouble.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I always thought we needed an eye roll reaction. But I find I'm rolling my eyes a little less.

Fuck.

Am I becoming desensitised to your schmaltzy niceness, and general bonhomie, and 'oh my God, you're great - no YOU are - no YOU are - no we're both amazing, let's hug' ness??

Wow.

I'm unapologetically schmaltzy. And guess what, I think you're great. So there!!!!

I just love seeing "schmaltzy" in print. I immediately think of the president of busy-bodies anonymous from White Christmas

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s ok … I’m ok …

I mean, like, I’m not …


But I am.

Well as long as you are certain...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I always thought we needed an eye roll reaction. But I find I'm rolling my eyes a little less.

Fuck.

Am I becoming desensitised to your schmaltzy niceness, and general bonhomie, and 'oh my God, you're great - no YOU are - no YOU are - no we're both amazing, let's hug' ness??

Wow.

I am kind to a fault, at least most of the time. You can blame me if you need to...

Heh. And your eye roll game is still on point, don't worry.

 

[Qky75]

 

[Bry1313]

I always thought we needed an eye roll reaction. But I find I'm rolling my eyes a little less.

Fuck.

Am I becoming desensitised to your schmaltzy niceness, and general bonhomie, and 'oh my God, you're great - no YOU are - no YOU are - no we're both amazing, let's hug' ness??

Wow.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Brad and Channing are so good together in the Lost City too. The amount of digital ink that must exist on the topic boggles the mind.

I love that film, "I can taste his thoughts!" It was just a silly, fluffy, funny time waster that didn't get near the credit it deserved

I admit I was beyond pleasantly surprised by how much I really enjoyed Lost City. Brad was so funny in it!

Yep. I’ll never understand this borderline mania for pumpkin spice everything as soon as the end of August rolls around.
The blends for the stuff it actually works in are unbalanced at best, the products themselves use cheap ingredients that don’t taste all that good, and then they go ninety steps too far and put it in things that fall spices do absolutely nothing for whatever product they’re in (e.g. cold cereals).
Get the fuck out of here.
Just get a decent recipe, buy a few spices, and make up your own blend in 5 minutes. Anything you make with it, from coffee to pumpkin pie, will be cheaper and better than anything “pumpkin spice” you buy in a store.

Food show-style challenge!
If you had guests coming over, which included a PSL-loving basic bitch and (open-minded) pumpkin spice skeptic, what kind of non-pie non-latte pumpkin spice dessert would you concoct for everyone to enjoy?

Shirt I saw this weekend.
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But I did not buy it because of the misused ellipsis.

As a Mexican food purist, I have to disagree: they’re really more like burritos.

Gang! Flip a coin, here are your horoscopes for monday:

Heads: Watch out for a man named Steven who will be ahead of you in every line you're in and doesn't know how stores work.

Tails: You're looking hot. Everyone knows it. Well done to you.

Coin just hangs in the air and doesn't land: fetch the priest

Well, it was over 100°F here today (still 86°F at 9pm ) and I’m sitting in front of my fan, in my bra, with a spray bottle full of cold water…

Oh, what kind of donut am I? Not a plain one, I hope. That would be boring. And not something ridiculous, like from Voodoo donuts and the like. Though we have a place here that serves a maple bar with a shot of whiskey, and that sounds about right.

Obligatory doughnut gif:

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Obligatory doughnut gif:
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Okay, I have a terrible, perverted sense of humor, and that is still a whole different kind of horrifying