37_ttej
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*sigh*
You know you spend too much time on Lit when ‘marinading the pork’ immediately sounds like a euphemism and you picture the mortar as a dildo.
The rosemary though, I ain’t into that kinky shit.
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*sigh*
CongratulationsI survived Monday!!!
I wish hungry only made up 9% of my day. Even if it's specifically just food we're talking about.
I love that film, "I can taste his thoughts!"Brad and Channing are so good together in the Lost City too. The amount of digital ink that must exist on the topic boggles the mind.
Luckily, I got tails. No need to exercise the demons todayGang! Flip a coin, here are your horoscopes for monday:
Heads: Watch out for a man named Steven who will be ahead of you in every line you're in and doesn't know how stores work.
Tails: You're looking hot. Everyone knows it. Well done to you.
Coin just hangs in the air and doesn't land: fetch the priest
Nah, that would have been weird...You forget the part where the raven quoth, “Nevermore!”![]()
Oh no - now what?Fuck this day.
Bop. Anything we can do to make it better.Fuck this day.
Why the fuck don't we have a "cares" reaction?It’s ok … I’m ok …
I mean, like, I’m not …
But I am.
Why the fuck don't we have a "cares" reaction?
It's ok to not be okIt’s ok … I’m ok …
I mean, like, I’m not …
But I am.
I fear how often I would earn the barf one.agreed. We need a care & barf reaction
I'm unapologetically schmaltzy. And guess what, I think you're great. So there!!!!I always thought we needed an eye roll reaction. But I find I'm rolling my eyes a little less.
Fuck.
Am I becoming desensitised to your schmaltzy niceness, and general bonhomie, and 'oh my God, you're great - no YOU are - no YOU are - no we're both amazing, let's hug' ness??
Wow.
I'm unapologetically schmaltzy. And guess what, I think you're great. So there!!!!
It's ok to not be ok
I always thought we needed an eye roll reaction. But I find I'm rolling my eyes a little less.
Fuck.
Am I becoming desensitised to your schmaltzy niceness, and general bonhomie, and 'oh my God, you're great - no YOU are - no YOU are - no we're both amazing, let's hug' ness??
Wow.
I just love seeing "schmaltzy" in print. I immediately think of the president of busy-bodies anonymous from White ChristmasI'm unapologetically schmaltzy. And guess what, I think you're great. So there!!!!
Well as long as you are certain...It’s ok … I’m ok …
I mean, like, I’m not …
But I am.
I am kind to a fault, at least most of the time. You can blame me if you need to...I always thought we needed an eye roll reaction. But I find I'm rolling my eyes a little less.
Fuck.
Am I becoming desensitised to your schmaltzy niceness, and general bonhomie, and 'oh my God, you're great - no YOU are - no YOU are - no we're both amazing, let's hug' ness??
Wow.