Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

My wife got me a ticket to go see Mike Birbiglia tomorrow night!
One ticket.
She's having a girls night in and just wants me out of the house.
Well played, wife. Well played.

OMG! This made me laugh so much.... total bribery at its best.... I hope you are good with it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Yay!!!

 

[Bry1313]

My wife got me a ticket to go see Mike Birbiglia tomorrow night!
One ticket.
She's having a girls night in and just wants me out of the house.
Well played, wife. Well played.

Oddly, going alone feels apt for Birbiglia.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What should I get for takeout tonight … right answers only.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

What should I get for takeout tonight … right answers only.

Shawarma?

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Friday 13th means it Port Dover time
Port Dover

 

[Qky75]

Shawarma?

This is the right answer any day of the week

 

[UnquietDreams]

What should I get for takeout tonight … right answers only.

Hawaiian food. Huli-huli or Kailua chicken, good kimchi, fresh lomi-lomi salmon...

Damn, I know what I am getting tonight.

 

[hotoldrguy]

What should I get for takeout tonight … right answers only.

Blood Pudding?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Blood Pudding?

You’re fired.

 

[hotoldrguy]

You’re fired.

I did not even know I was hired....

 

[Qky75]

Hawaiian food. Huli-huli or Kailua chicken, good kimchi, fresh lomi-lomi salmon...

Damn, I know what I am getting tonight.

Kailua pig was the mother-in-laws speciality. You can keep the lomi lomi for yourself. Have you had lau lau?

 

[hotoldrguy]

What should I get for takeout tonight … right answers only.

 

[BrendaBear]

An old friend....
Is that someone who has been a friend for a long time, or a friend who has been on the planet longer than cell phones?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Kailua pig was the mother-in-laws speciality. You can keep the lomi lomi for yourself. Have you had lau lau?

Fish steamed in taro leaves, yes? Then "yes." I have about four Hawaiian places within five or so miles of my place, three café type and one expensive restaurant that I havn't gone too. The cheaper places are just so good.

And I have made my own lomi lomi before. So good when it is out of the river fresh.

 

[Bry1313]

I have a coffee mug that says that about my cat and I

 

[EarlyDawn1973]

 

[EarlyDawn1973]

In case you haven't noticed @BrendaD..I'm following you..

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Fuck yeah … except that’s Michael Myers not Jason Voorhees.

 

[Bry1313]

Or his ghost...

Reminder, Wilfred Brimley was only 51 when he made Cocoon, a movie about senior citizens.

 

[EarlyDawn1973]

 

[BrendaBear]

I have a coffee mug that says that about my cat and I

I'd need one that says my dog and my cats talk shit about me...

I find it both adorable, and terrifying at the same time when all three together come running up to me after the house has been quiet for a while.

 

[BrendaBear]

In case you haven't noticed @BrendaD..I'm following you..

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[hotoldrguy]

So there is this woman on a sex dating site that picked the user name groundmeat...she is a keeper, right?