Sex & Shenanigans

I have questions .... Please. 👀
Just any fish??
steamed in taro leaves, yes? Then "yes." I have about four Hawaiian places within five or so miles of my place, three café type and one expensive restaurant that I havn't gone too.

The cheaper places are just so good.
This seems common, no?
And I have made my own lomi lomi before. So good when it is out of the river fresh.
Again... Which fish?
 
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And now my wife is telling me that since she got a present for me, she's also getting a present for herself... her tattoo shop is doing a flash sale tonight, so she's going to get some Friday the 13th after work. Never mind that her present for me was to get me out of the house so she and her friends could have it to themselves tomorrow... this feels like 1 present for me, 2 presents for her. I need another present...
 
I don't know what that means....
I'm currently picturing a stick of butter with something similar to googley eyes on the shit side with bacon wrapped around it....


But even that's backwards from what you said...
So. Idk.
It's a pretty oily and strong fishy tasting fish although I'm not sure what else you'd want a fish to taste like per se640x427-Butterfish-NOAAFisheries.png
 
And now my wife is telling me that since she got a present for me, she's also getting a present for herself... her tattoo shop is doing a flash sale tonight, so she's going to get some Friday the 13th after work. Never mind that her present for me was to get me out of the house so she and her friends could have it to themselves tomorrow... this feels like 1 present for me, 2 presents for her. I need another present...
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And now my wife is telling me that since she got a present for me, she's also getting a present for herself... her tattoo shop is doing a flash sale tonight, so she's going to get some Friday the 13th after work. Never mind that her present for me was to get me out of the house so she and her friends could have it to themselves tomorrow... this feels like 1 present for me, 2 presents for her. I need another present...
I think her logic is flawless.
 
And now my wife is telling me that since she got a present for me, she's also getting a present for herself... her tattoo shop is doing a flash sale tonight, so she's going to get some Friday the 13th after work. Never mind that her present for me was to get me out of the house so she and her friends could have it to themselves tomorrow... this feels like 1 present for me, 2 presents for her. I need another present...
Might call your buddies and see if one of them mysteriously has the flu or isn't answering.....could be 3 gifts to your one.
 
And now my wife is telling me that since she got a present for me, she's also getting a present for herself... her tattoo shop is doing a flash sale tonight, so she's going to get some Friday the 13th after work. Never mind that her present for me was to get me out of the house so she and her friends could have it to themselves tomorrow... this feels like 1 present for me, 2 presents for her. I need another present...
Blow job. You earned it.
 
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