Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

With a chocolate cake shake?

Absolutely!

 

[Bbl87]

Damn straight. Now I have a hankering (this early in the morning, no less!) for a Portillo’s beef sandwich…look that place up and you’ll understand why

Dang it, now I do too. Nowadays that chocolate cake shake might kill me.

 

[Bbl87]

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My self respect.

And my gut.

Mostly my gut.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SWR101]

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Sounds like an exciting weekend in my book… (I’m also old and boring)

 

[Bbl87]

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I mean, in my case you would have left out several fapping sessions. Usually the most excitement I get over the weekend.

 

[Wand3rlust]

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Pfft. Old.

I went out dancing and drinking in Canary Wharf, day drinking catch up with friends yesterday, and family furniture shifting today, with laundry and too much food thrown in.

And about 4 wanks

 

[BrendaBear]

Sounds like an exciting weekend in my book… (I’m also old and boring)

That’s exactly what I was thinking… sounds pretty exciting to me.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pfft. Old.

I went out dancing and drinking in Canary Wharf, day drinking catch up with friends yesterday, and family furniture shifting today, with laundry and too much food thrown in.

And about 4 wanks

 

[MindYaBitness]

Some appropriate sabbath humor

 

[BrendaBear]

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Wankpower?

 

[Wand3rlust]

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One wank at a time...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wankpower?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wait… your real name is Hellraiser?

Yes. Lol.

 

[dawn_of_night]

My jerseys stopped fitting…

Even if you crop them up like that??

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is there cuddling going on and I missed it??

 

[crazychemgirl]

One wank at a time...

As if multiples wanks at a time is an option?

 

[MindYaBitness]

As if multiples wanks at a time is an option?

If you could figure that out, you'd be a billionaire

 

[dawn_of_night]

If you could figure that out, you'd be a billionaire

On average we each have two hands....

 

[lavendersilk]

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I would get nothing done if guys walked around dressed like that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If you could figure that out, you'd be a billionaire

If you figured that out you’d die alone in your house of dehydration.

 

[MindYaBitness]

If you figured that out you’d die alone in your house of dehydration.

 

[Wand3rlust]

On average we each have two hands....

I think the average may be less than 2....

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

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Has a slightly different aesthetic when you have a bit of a gut.

 

[crazychemgirl]