Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Contrary to popular belief - I am not sad pony.

You are a happy pony?

Thanks Dreamy, I was thinking the exact same thing.

That joke had to be made. So, I'm delighted you took care of it. Thank you!

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Yep.
And also Penelope Cruz was only 16 when she made the film and Bardem was 21 - but dodgy really

Hang on, did Penelope Cruz play the pig?!

 

[BrendaBear]

Hang on, did Penelope Cruz play the pig?!

I'm so embarrassed about laughing at that so much.... I hope no one noticed.

 

[Wriggle]

If you think people will think it's referring to you.....

You need to take a look at yourself... and your paddock.

I am honoured to be in your stable.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am honoured to be in your stable.

Wait... are you saying that you think @Wand3rlust is stable??

https://media1.tenor.com/m/McLuK7cmmmIAAAAC/schitts-creek-alexis-rose.gif

 

[Wand3rlust]

I am honoured to be in your stable.

You wish. I'm currently waiting for one pure thoroughbred.

No room for retirees from the donkey derby

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wait... are you saying that you think @Wand3rlust is stable??

https://media1.tenor.com/m/McLuK7cmmmIAAAAC/schitts-creek-alexis-rose.gif

Wow.

 

[BrendaBear]

Wow.

Right? You can see how shocked I was (in the gif) that someone would type that in, on my account, in the same posting.... since I don't know who wrote those words....

Shocking! Disgraceful!

 

[UnquietDreams]

You wish. I'm currently waiting for one pure thoroughbred.

No room for retirees from the donkey derby

You should give him this. He's going to need it.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1319/5795/files/aloe-processed_1024x1024.jpg?v=1642014805

 

[37_ttej]

I once watched a Spanish film called Jamon, Jamon by Bigas Luna, starring Javier Bardem & Penelope Cruz and apparently according to that film her breasts taste of omelettes.

Egg nog on tap?

 

[37_ttej]

You should give him this. He's going to need it.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1319/5795/files/aloe-processed_1024x1024.jpg?v=1642014805

Hello Vera!

 

[__Nathan1968]

I am familiar with the feet widening! I wonder how much they change once you "stop growing".

Anyone who has seen my feet know that I’m a show-er, not a grow-er. At least podiatrically speaking.

 

[BrendaBear]

Anyone who has seen my feet know that I’m a show-er, not a grow-er. At least podiatristically speaking.

And… is there a lot of people who would remember the experience of having seen your feet?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

And I can only say that said advice was totally f-ing awesome.

So was the spoon advice!

 

[TigerLilly4U]

@TigerLilly4U likes candy corn, it's the most psychopathic thing about her

Definitely not the MOST psychotic thing about me. And I actually prefer the candy pumpkins to the candy corn...it's something about the texture. I do love them though

 

[MindYaBitness]

Definitely not the MOST psychotic thing about me. And I actually prefer the candy pumpkins to the candy corn...it's something about the texture. I do love them though

Did you light fires as a child?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Did you light fires as a child?

This @TigerLilly4U ?

 

[MindYaBitness]

This @TigerLilly4U ?
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To be fair, that's probably more of my purview

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

To be fair, that's probably more of my purview

Ahhh…I always saw you as more of a verbal assassin!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ahhh…I always saw you as more of a verbal assassin!

Lol, I'm both, but my actual degree is Fire Science, which is largely a degree in studying how arsonists burn stuff and not get caught...and hoping everyone in the class is sane

 

[TigerLilly4U]

Did you light fires as a child?

As a matter of fact I did like to play with fire. I never started fires, but I loved spraying aerosol hairspray in my hand and lighting that on fire then closing my hand to put it out....oh the good old days.

 

[MindYaBitness]

As a matter of fact I did like to play with fire. I never started fires, but I loved spraying aerosol hairspray in my hand and lighting that on fire then closing my hand to put it out....oh the good old days.

I liked the scent of matches and would purposely hide lighters so my dad would have to use matches to light his Winstons

 

[TigerLilly4U]

Lol, I'm both, but my actual degree is Fire Science, which is largely a degree in studying how to arsonists burn stuff and not get caught...and hoping everyone in the class is sane

If you need tips she can teach you how to start a fire with an orange peel as the accelerant. Oh, the wirld is lucky you and I have morals...I don't think there is enough room in our town for all the bodies we would have needed to bury.

 

[TigerLilly4U]

I liked the scent of matches and would purposely hide lighters so my dad would have to use matches to light his Winstons

My parents had to hide the strike anywhere matches because I would just keep trying to find new ways and surfaces I could light them on. My teeth, zippers, jeans...with a sheet of paper. Fun, fun, fun.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

If you need tips she can teach you how to start a fire with an orange peel as the accelerant. Oh, the wirld is lucky you and I have morals...I don't think there is enough room in our town for all the bodies we would have needed to bury.

I often fantasize about setting the sofa on fire when my inconsiderate slob of a roommate snores on it, but I think if I actually did murder someone, I’d dissolve the body in a vat of acid