Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Nerd flirting

No just nerd flirting, language nerd flirting.

And I have never wanted you as much as I do right now...

 

[Amanda330]

https://voca.ro/1oK64IjLD2Kt

https://voca.ro/1gY72eGN1wlu

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

*shakes head sadly*

It's asking too much of the nation that pronounces 'buoy' as 'booey'.

Wait…how do you pronounce buoy? (Spelled out phonetically, please!)

I think we spell it "line"

I use “queue” over “watchlist” and to describe the FFXIV duty matchmaking system’s waiting period all the time

If you are spelling 'queue' 'line' things are worse than I feared.

I mean, you can call the thing a different word. To be contrary. Like you like to be.....

'Muricans.

We do what we want

 

[Wand3rlust]

Buoy - as in buoyant.

Boy. By any other sound ..

 

[vagrantx]

I love etymology.

There's a lady over here called Susie Dent and she is just amazing. I want to hang out with her

Nick Helm serenading Susie is probably the greatest 8 out of 10 cats moment ever!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nick Helm serenading Susie is probably the greatest 8 out of 10 cats moment ever!

Just perfect!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Wait til we get into gaol vs. jail

And aeroplanes....

I've never seen a problem with spelling it "aeroplanes" because to me, that just sounds like someone from the southeast...

"You got yourself one of those fancy air o planes I see..." I have that Han Solo/Chewbacca skill thing... I can easily understand southern speak, I just don't speak it back.

Now this Red Hot Chili Peppers song is playing in my head:

 

[BrendaBear]

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This had me laughing so hard, I was having trouble breathing.
I literally have tears running down my face.

And I am not even sure why it was so funny to me… but I am chuffed as nuts to have read it. Fuck yeah!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I had a .meeting did I miss any more yodeling and spelling bees??

 

[vagrantx]

Blame the French for Arkansas as well.

I miss Vine

 

[MindYaBitness]

I miss Vine

This will never get old, "America Explain!!!" as though we have any idea why it's like that

Wait till she discovers Puyallup or Sequim!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Nick Helm serenading Susie is probably the greatest 8 out of 10 cats moment ever!

I just got to watching this.

10/10.
Full marks.
No comments.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oh, for the language lovers out there.
Slightly political.

But funny AF.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I love etymology.

There's a lady over here called Susie Dent and she is just amazing. I want to hang out with her

https://voca.ro/1oP4kuXDSq3h

 

[Wriggle]

https://voca.ro/1bhPdxMzraCI

I still spell Gaol like that. I prefer it.

Adi Dassler who made Adidas was brothers with Bobby Dassler who invented Nike

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I still spell Gaol like that. I prefer it.

Adi Dassler who made Adidas was brothers with Bobby Dassler who invented Nike

I thought it was Adidas and Puma?

 

[Wriggle]

I thought it was Adidas and Puma?

I stand corrected

 

[Wriggle]

And A.D.I.D.A.S is
A
Dick
Is
Dirty
After
Sex

 

[vagrantx]

And A.D.I.D.A.S is
A
Dick
Is
Dirty
After
Sex

Always douche before anal.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I still spell Gaol like that. I prefer it.

Adi Dassler who made Adidas was brothers with Bobby Dassler who invented Nike

I thought it was Adidas and Puma?

I stand corrected

I had to search it after posting that to be sure, and found out that *both* brothers were Nazis I had read a while back about Adi, but didn’t know the other was too. Boo!

And A.D.I.D.A.S is
A
Dick
Is
Dirty
After
Sex

Nono, it is and always has been:

All
Day
I
Dream
About
Sex

 

[dawn_of_night]

Always douche before anal.

I think you spelled PUMA wrong....

 

[BrendaBear]

I think you spelled PUMA wrong....

Pussy’s Understandably My Addiction?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

invented Nike

How I know you're not from Oregon

 

[Wriggle]

Always douche before anal.

I was unaware of the sports fashion brand ADBA

 

[BrendaBear]

How I know you're not from Oregon

Exactly… might be why I don’t think I have any Adidas.

Oh wait, I stopped buying Nike’s years ago too.