Sex & Shenanigans

[SirConradPeckereye]

Omelettes are the pizza of breakfast meals. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, they are perfect.

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Italian sausage omelette with meat sauce.

Looks delicious! I will give the meat sauce a try, but I am more of a salsa guy.

 

[lavendersilk]

I only just remembered the film while preparing garlic tonight, because Javier Bardem shoves a clove up a pigs bottom while wrestling with it naked in a sty.

This happens in the movie?

 

[Wriggle]

This happens in the movie?

Yep.
And also Penelope Cruz was only 16 when she made the film and Bardem was 21 - but dodgy really

 

[BrendaBear]

Making a mental note... @Wriggle watches some strange ass shit....

...and remembers it...

my mental notes aren't worth a damn anyway... I'll forget before morning.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yep.
And also Penelope Cruz was only 16 when she made the film and Bardem was 21 - but dodgy really

That’s so fucking common in Hollywood.

 

[crazychemgirl]

In case you’re looking for advice … reminder that the doctor is in.

Post in thread 'Dear Chemgirl (Abby)'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/dear-chemgirl-abby.1595383/post-99582909

 

[BrendaBear]

In case you’re looking for advice … reminder that the doctor is in.

Post in thread 'Dear Chemgirl (Abby)'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/dear-chemgirl-abby.1595383/post-99582909

And I can only say that said advice was totally f-ing awesome.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don't know how I feel about tomato sauce on my eggs. I don't like ketchup on them but I do like salsa... I'm on the fence. Why don't you come over and make me one.

This is my first try with meat sauce. I had an omelette in Vegas that was Italian spiced beef and spaghetti sauce, so I took a try at it. Didn't have time to make a roast, so tried sausage instead. Mozzarella and Parmesan. Came out pretty good.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I once watched a Spanish film called Jamon, Jamon by Bigas Luna, starring Javier Bardem & Penelope Cruz and apparently according to that film her breasts taste of omelettes.

I dated a messy eater like that once.

 

[Wriggle]

In case you’re looking for advice … reminder that the doctor is in.

Post in thread 'Dear Chemgirl (Abby)'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/dear-chemgirl-abby.1595383/post-99582909

Contrary to popular belief - I am not sad pony.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Contrary to popular belief - I am not sad pony.

You are a happy pony?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Contrary to popular belief - I am not sad pony.

If you think people will think it's referring to you.....

You need to take a look at yourself... and your paddock.

 

[subdudeme13]

Your feet may stop growing, but that doesn’t mean they don’t change in size as you age. Some people’s feet widen as the arch falls, and weight loss or gain can affect shoe size as well.

I am familiar with the feet widening! I wonder how much they change once you "stop growing".

 

[BrendaBear]

Contrary to popular belief - I am not sad pony.

You are a happy pony?

Thanks Dreamy, I was thinking the exact same thing.

That joke had to be made. So, I'm delighted you took care of it. Thank you!

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Yep.
And also Penelope Cruz was only 16 when she made the film and Bardem was 21 - but dodgy really

Hang on, did Penelope Cruz play the pig?!

 

[BrendaBear]

Hang on, did Penelope Cruz play the pig?!

I'm so embarrassed about laughing at that so much.... I hope no one noticed.

 

[Wriggle]

If you think people will think it's referring to you.....

You need to take a look at yourself... and your paddock.

I am honoured to be in your stable.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am honoured to be in your stable.

Wait... are you saying that you think @Wand3rlust is stable??

 

[Wand3rlust]

I am honoured to be in your stable.

You wish. I'm currently waiting for one pure thoroughbred.

No room for retirees from the donkey derby

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wait... are you saying that you think @Wand3rlust is stable??

Wow.

 

[BrendaBear]

Wow.

Right? You can see how shocked I was (in the gif) that someone would type that in, on my account, in the same posting.... since I don't know who wrote those words....

Shocking! Disgraceful!

 

[UnquietDreams]

You wish. I'm currently waiting for one pure thoroughbred.

No room for retirees from the donkey derby

You should give him this. He's going to need it.

 

[37_ttej]

I once watched a Spanish film called Jamon, Jamon by Bigas Luna, starring Javier Bardem & Penelope Cruz and apparently according to that film her breasts taste of omelettes.

Egg nog on tap?

 

[37_ttej]

You should give him this. He's going to need it.

Hello Vera!

 

[__Nathan1968]

I am familiar with the feet widening! I wonder how much they change once you "stop growing".

Anyone who has seen my feet know that I’m a show-er, not a grow-er. At least podiatrically speaking.