Sex & Shenanigans

... What the fuck did I miss last night?

Good morning, everyone. I'm going to do my best today to stay away from any burning couches or vats of acid.
Oh goody.. a different technique?

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I often fantasize about setting the sofa on fire when my inconsiderate slob of a roommate snores on it, but I think if I actually did murder someone, I’d dissolve the body in a vat of acid 👩🏻‍🔬

Uhm … is this a concern in your line of work??
⬆️⬆️ Apparently it’s my turn to make the menfolk afraid of being murdered today. Someone please inform my roommate, maybe he’ll actually clean up after himself today 😒
 
I don’t think any of those are options listed.
Sure they are:

A little bit of Monica for some rice
A little bit of Erica for Mud Slides
A little bit of Rita with some lime and weed
A little bit of Tina's pus.... ermmm pie
A little bit of Sandra for bao buns
A little bit of Mary all night long buffet
A little bit of Jessica, deviled ham
 
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