Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Anyone who has seen my feet know that I’m a show-er, not a grow-er. At least podiatristically speaking.

And… is there a lot of people who would remember the experience of having seen your feet?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

And I can only say that said advice was totally f-ing awesome.

So was the spoon advice!

 

[TigerLilly4U]

@TigerLilly4U likes candy corn, it's the most psychopathic thing about her

Definitely not the MOST psychotic thing about me. And I actually prefer the candy pumpkins to the candy corn...it's something about the texture. I do love them though

 

[MindYaBitness]

Definitely not the MOST psychotic thing about me. And I actually prefer the candy pumpkins to the candy corn...it's something about the texture. I do love them though

Did you light fires as a child?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Did you light fires as a child?

This @TigerLilly4U ?

 

[MindYaBitness]

This @TigerLilly4U ?
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To be fair, that's probably more of my purview

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

To be fair, that's probably more of my purview

Ahhh…I always saw you as more of a verbal assassin!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ahhh…I always saw you as more of a verbal assassin!

Lol, I'm both, but my actual degree is Fire Science, which is largely a degree in studying how arsonists burn stuff and not get caught...and hoping everyone in the class is sane

 

[TigerLilly4U]

Did you light fires as a child?

As a matter of fact I did like to play with fire. I never started fires, but I loved spraying aerosol hairspray in my hand and lighting that on fire then closing my hand to put it out....oh the good old days.

 

[MindYaBitness]

As a matter of fact I did like to play with fire. I never started fires, but I loved spraying aerosol hairspray in my hand and lighting that on fire then closing my hand to put it out....oh the good old days.

I liked the scent of matches and would purposely hide lighters so my dad would have to use matches to light his Winstons

 

[TigerLilly4U]

Lol, I'm both, but my actual degree is Fire Science, which is largely a degree in studying how to arsonists burn stuff and not get caught...and hoping everyone in the class is sane

If you need tips she can teach you how to start a fire with an orange peel as the accelerant. Oh, the wirld is lucky you and I have morals...I don't think there is enough room in our town for all the bodies we would have needed to bury.

 

[TigerLilly4U]

I liked the scent of matches and would purposely hide lighters so my dad would have to use matches to light his Winstons

My parents had to hide the strike anywhere matches because I would just keep trying to find new ways and surfaces I could light them on. My teeth, zippers, jeans...with a sheet of paper. Fun, fun, fun.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

If you need tips she can teach you how to start a fire with an orange peel as the accelerant. Oh, the wirld is lucky you and I have morals...I don't think there is enough room in our town for all the bodies we would have needed to bury.

I often fantasize about setting the sofa on fire when my inconsiderate slob of a roommate snores on it, but I think if I actually did murder someone, I’d dissolve the body in a vat of acid

 

[MindYaBitness]

I often fantasize about setting the sofa on fire when my inconsiderate slob of a roommate snores on it, but I think if I actually did murder someone, I’d dissolve the body in a vat of acid

Good plan, make sure it's a plastic bucket, not metal

 

[MindYaBitness]

If you need tips she can teach you how to start a fire with an orange peel as the accelerant. Oh, the wirld is lucky you and I have morals...I don't think there is enough room in our town for all the bodies we would have needed to bury.

Who said anything about burying? It's a  Big desert!

 

[MindYaBitness]

My parents had to hide the strike anywhere matches because I would just keep trying to find new ways and surfaces I could light them on. My teeth, zippers, jeans...with a sheet of paper. Fun, fun, fun.

You were how old, again? 17, 18?

 

[TigerLilly4U]

You were how old, again? 17, 18?

What the fuck are you talking about? This was last week.

 

[MindYaBitness]

What the fuck are you talking about? This was last week.

Hey Tiger, this you?

 

[TigerLilly4U]

I often fantasize about setting the sofa on fire when my inconsiderate slob of a roommate snores on it, but I think if I actually did murder someone, I’d dissolve the body in a vat of acid

Not an unfair reaction or solution. My fantasy that involve killing people...are usually longer, more drawn-out and more torturous...yeah liking candy corn is really one of the least worrisome things about me. If you ever need ideas let me know, my mind is a terrifying place.

 

[TigerLilly4U]

Hey Tiger, this you?

It's cute that you think I feel joy

 

[MindYaBitness]

It's cute that you think I feel joy

Hey, you felt joy at Beetlejuice, and because our kids were embarrassed...well, mine was at least

 

[MindYaBitness]

Not an unfair reaction or solution. My fantasy that involve killing people...are usually longer, more drawn-out and more torturous...yeah liking candy corn is really one of the least worrisome things about me. If you ever need ideas let me know, my mind is a terrifying place.

If they knew who you know, they'd think you were completely sane!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ok, I've finally hot my house back from the teen takeover, so I'm going to try to sleep. Night @TigerLilly4U & @Kitty_so_frisky

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Not an unfair reaction or solution. My fantasy that involve killing people...are usually longer, more drawn-out and more torturous...yeah liking candy corn is really one of the least worrisome things about me. If you ever need ideas let me know, my mind is a terrifying place.

Well, I mentioned that he’s an inconsiderate slob, but didn’t mention the smell. Cleansing with fire really is the only logical solution, unfortunately.

 

[TigerLilly4U]

Hey, you felt joy at Beetlejuice, and because our kids were embarrassed...well, mine was at least

That's true...the Germans get me. I do feel joy in other's pain and discomfort.