Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Here you go

Oh, ho. I love you!
Thank you...
Also ...
It has Malibu in it !!!
Fuck me and talk all my money....

 

[Lmizzler]

What the what?

Get on a plane THIS INSTANT and I will teach you the ways of the blowjob.

Hides in @lavendersilk luggage

 

[Lmizzler]

What is the worst alcohol known to our species

Canadian beers

 

[Bry1313]

What is the worst alcohol known to our species

Malort

Chicago, you know what you did

 

[SWR101]

… I’m so lost… I’ll just take a shot of something and a few head scratches…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hides in @lavendersilk luggage

Do you need to learn how to put your mouth around a shot glass and take the shot with no hands too?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Canadian beers

The AUDACITY

 

[Qky75]

… I’m so lost… I’ll just take a shot of something and a few head scratches…

If it needs scratched you definitely need a shot...maybe cream too

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do you need to learn how to put your mouth around a shot glass and take the shot with no hands too?

Girls weekend this weekend

*makes notes*

 

[Lmizzler]

Do you need to learn how to put your mouth around a shot glass and take the shot with no hands too?

Girls weekend this weekend

*makes notes*

 

[dawn_of_night]

… I’m so lost… I’ll just take a shot of something and a few head scratches…

Boy you bring the Malibu and you won't need to scratch anything for .... A. Long. Time.

 

[SWR101]

Boy you bring the Malibu and you won't need to scratch anything for .... A. Long. Time.

I’m not opposed to this arrangement

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I’m not opposed to this arrangement

It's hard to scratch anything when you've passed out after drinking too much Malibu.

 

[SWR101]

It's hard to scratch anything when you've passed out after drinking too much Malibu.

Fair, fair

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fair, fair

Uh. The Malibu was for me ....

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Uh. The Malibu was for me ....

Then, by all means my dear...

 

[__Nathan1968]

Malort

Chicago, you know what you did

See my post above. They found a way to make it worse.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Canadian beers

Them's fightin' words Mizz

Reminds me of this scene from Canadian Bacon (1:30)

 

[dawn_of_night]

Then, by all means my dear...

My quick and easy is, a double of Malibu in a Squirt.... Or a Sprite....

Otherwise Tequila is my drink in whatever combination it comes

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

My quick and easy is, a double of Malibu in a Squirt.... Or a Sprite....

Otherwise Tequila is my drink in whatever combination it comes

Lie back and open your mouth and I'll fetch the bottle

 

[dawn_of_night]

Lie back and open your mouth and I'll fetch the bottle

Bottle first.... Then I lie..... Or recline....

 

[Bry1313]

Up until a few months ago it was a tie between Malort and Dr McGillicuddy’s MentholMint.

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But then someone had to go and tip the scales.

Mother of Odin, what has Chicago done?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Mother of Odin, what has Chicago done?

Hmmmm, how can we make this more deplorable... Ooooo look at that bug over there!

Although it did work for mezcal

 

[Bry1313]

Hmmmm, how can we make this more deplorable... Ooooo look at that bug over there!

Although it did work for mezcal

It amazes me how much that city loves fermented puke.

 

[SWR101]

Malort… is a thing that exists… because God has forsaken us