Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

… I’m so lost… I’ll just take a shot of something and a few head scratches…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hides in @lavendersilk luggage

Do you need to learn how to put your mouth around a shot glass and take the shot with no hands too?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Canadian beers

The AUDACITY

 

[Qky75]

… I’m so lost… I’ll just take a shot of something and a few head scratches…

If it needs scratched you definitely need a shot...maybe cream too

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do you need to learn how to put your mouth around a shot glass and take the shot with no hands too?

Girls weekend this weekend

*makes notes*

 

[Lmizzler]

Do you need to learn how to put your mouth around a shot glass and take the shot with no hands too?

Girls weekend this weekend

*makes notes*

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[dawn_of_night]

… I’m so lost… I’ll just take a shot of something and a few head scratches…

Boy you bring the Malibu and you won't need to scratch anything for .... A. Long. Time.

 

[SWR101]

Boy you bring the Malibu and you won't need to scratch anything for .... A. Long. Time.

I’m not opposed to this arrangement

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I’m not opposed to this arrangement

It's hard to scratch anything when you've passed out after drinking too much Malibu.

 

[SWR101]

It's hard to scratch anything when you've passed out after drinking too much Malibu.

Fair, fair

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fair, fair

Uh. The Malibu was for me ....

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Uh. The Malibu was for me ....

Then, by all means my dear...

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[__Nathan1968]

Malort

Chicago, you know what you did

See my post above. They found a way to make it worse.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Canadian beers

Them's fightin' words Mizz

Reminds me of this scene from Canadian Bacon (1:30)

 

[dawn_of_night]

Then, by all means my dear...

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My quick and easy is, a double of Malibu in a Squirt.... Or a Sprite....

Otherwise Tequila is my drink in whatever combination it comes

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

My quick and easy is, a double of Malibu in a Squirt.... Or a Sprite....

Otherwise Tequila is my drink in whatever combination it comes

Lie back and open your mouth and I'll fetch the bottle

 

[dawn_of_night]

Lie back and open your mouth and I'll fetch the bottle

Bottle first.... Then I lie..... Or recline....

 

[Bry1313]

Up until a few months ago it was a tie between Malort and Dr McGillicuddy’s MentholMint.

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But then someone had to go and tip the scales.

Mother of Odin, what has Chicago done?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Mother of Odin, what has Chicago done?

Hmmmm, how can we make this more deplorable... Ooooo look at that bug over there!

Although it did work for mezcal

 

[Bry1313]

Hmmmm, how can we make this more deplorable... Ooooo look at that bug over there!

Although it did work for mezcal

It amazes me how much that city loves fermented puke.

 

[SWR101]

Malort… is a thing that exists… because God has forsaken us

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It amazes me how much that city loves fermented puke.

I'd love to act like I'm far better than they, but I'm from the Philly suburbs and we famously had an idiot ingest horse manure after a championship. I feel like he ruined the moral high ground for several million people

 

[Bry1313]

I'd love to act like I'm far better than they, but I'm from the Philly suburbs and we famously had an idiot ingest horse manure after a championship. I feel like he ruined the moral high ground for several million people

That was one deranged asshole, not the official beverage of your city.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do you need to learn how to put your mouth around a shot glass and take the shot with no hands too?

Girls weekend this weekend

*makes notes*

 

[__Nathan1968]

Hmmmm, how can we make this more deplorable... Ooooo look at that bug over there!

Although it did work for mezcal

If it is any consolation, they were fined for the stunt. Not, however, by the health department for feeding people insects. No, by the liquor control board. The bugs probably didn’t have a tax stamp.