Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

I'd love to act like I'm far better than they, but I'm from the Philly suburbs and we famously had an idiot ingest horse manure after a championship. I feel like he ruined the moral high ground for several million people

That was one deranged asshole, not the official beverage of your city.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do you need to learn how to put your mouth around a shot glass and take the shot with no hands too?

Girls weekend this weekend

*makes notes*

 

[__Nathan1968]

Hmmmm, how can we make this more deplorable... Ooooo look at that bug over there!

Although it did work for mezcal

If it is any consolation, they were fined for the stunt. Not, however, by the health department for feeding people insects. No, by the liquor control board. The bugs probably didn’t have a tax stamp.

 

[dawn_of_night]

We go to a fundraiser auction that sells shit tons of alcohol because.... In the hills....
You do a 3 by 3
3 shots and 3 creatures.... Minnow, slug and worm

 

[__Nathan1968]

We go to a fundraiser auction that sells shit tons of alcohol because.... In the hills....
You do a 3 by 3
3 shots and 3 creatures.... Minnow, slug and worm

 

[dawn_of_night]

I didn't say it was a good idea ....

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[__Nathan1968]

Shit seems to be getting real. Luckily I prepared a bug-out kit I can grab real quick in case I need to seek shelter in the basement:

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It seems you've covered all the bases @__Nathan1968

 

[TigerLilly4U]

No one. There is no such thing as "no consequence," even if you pay no legal price. Murder is a corrosive act on the soul and it doesn't heal.

You are a MUCH better person than I am. I applaud you and your heart

 

[TigerLilly4U]

It actually wasn’t me …, it was @OrdinaryPerson

I knew I liked @OrdinaryPerson for a reason!

 

[TigerLilly4U]

@TigerLilly4U will be my handbasket buddy on our trip down, I'm sure we'll make all kinds of new friends once we get there

Party with ALL the fun kids! I look forward to basking on the firey lakes together...truly there is mo place I'd rather be than in hell with you. I mean it can't be THAT much worse than beauty school.

 

[TigerLilly4U]

I love this so much I almost don't want to mention how @MindYaBitness catfished you with a 10 year old, 30lb lighter, picture of me

So you're what 27 then, and an extra 30lbs would be good for you. I don't care what you say....I'm basically in love. Don't break my heart

 

[Indie]

So you're what 27 then, and an extra 30lbs would be good for you. I don't care what you say....I'm basically in love. Don't break my heart

Wow.

 

[LupineOne]

Wow.

I know, right? The nerve!

 

[crazychemgirl]

First @MindYaBitness tries to steal @OrdinaryPerson .. then @lavendersilk and now @TigerLilly4U

What are we @Indie … chopped liver?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Stupid tories

 

[HotBrand]

What are we @Indie … chopped liver?

"The Pâté of Lit".

Now that's a title you can wear with pride!

 

[Indie]

I know, right? The nerve!

I mean... I'M RIGHT HERE!

 

[Indie]

First @MindYaBitness tries to steal @OrdinaryPerson .. then @lavendersilk and now @TigerLilly4U

What are we @Indie … chopped liver?

I'm not sure if I should be upset that they're not stealing me, or that they're trying to steal my woman

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

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That sounds like a great night out, or indeed night in.

 

[LupineOne]

I'm not sure if I should be upset that they're not stealing me, or that they're trying to steal my woman

So invite them over. Problem solved

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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Shit seems to be getting real. Luckily I prepared a bug-out kit I can grab real quick in case I need to seek shelter in the basement:

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I always hurricane prep with booze too. Nicely done. And stay safe!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Decorations are going up this weekend. Who else is decorating?