Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

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Budweiser

 

[lavendersilk]

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Are you 16 there, Q?

 

[Qky75]

Are you 16 there, Q?

In fact no! I was far more mature at 16

 

[UnquietDreams]

Have you tasted vodka??

Yes, and it's vile. But run it through a Britta three times and you can use it as a base for lots of infusions. So at least it has a use.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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This reminds me of that tiktok where 3 girls try to film themselves doing blowjob shots and the 2 girls get it in their mouth and start drinking JUST As the 3rd girl says,
“I can’t get it in my mouth!”

And the other 2 spit out their drinks

 

[MindYaBitness]

This reminds me of that tiktok where 3 girls try to film themselves doing blowjob shots and the 2 girls get it in their mouth and start drinking JUST As the 3rd girl says,
“I can’t get it in my mouth!”

And the other 2 spit out their drinks

That one is an instant classic

 

[dawn_of_night]

D

Its McGuinness Cherry "Whisky".

The only thing I figured my Dad wouldn't miss out of the liquor cabinet (top shelf of the broom closet).

It went down OK with various mixes, but the hangover was monumental.

damn I woulda thought it made a mean adult cherry coke

 

[vagrantx]

Why would you do that to the whisky? What did it do to you? Did it owe you money? Steal the love of your life? I hope it was cheap stuff.

I usually drink Nikka, preferably their From The Barell line! Pretty mid-line, yummy, smooth.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Said I wasn't a biggest fan...never said I wasn't naturally good at it

My bad

 

[vagrantx]

This reminds me of that tiktok where 3 girls try to film themselves doing blowjob shots and the 2 girls get it in their mouth and start drinking JUST As the 3rd girl says,
“I can’t get it in my mouth!”

And the other 2 spit out their drinks

Fucking love uncontrollable laughing tiktoks

 

[lavendersilk]

This reminds me of that tiktok where 3 girls try to film themselves doing blowjob shots and the 2 girls get it in their mouth and start drinking JUST As the 3rd girl says,
“I can’t get it in my mouth!”

And the other 2 spit out their drinks

I have never had a blowjob shot. Only fuzzy navels, buttery nipples and lick my pussy shots.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Said I wasn't a biggest fan...never said I wasn't naturally good at it

I mean ... In that case....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Yes, and it's vile.

Right ....

But run it through a Britta three times and you can use it as a base for lots of infusions. So at least it has a use.

There has to be something else that is the same???
Tonic water? I dunno my liquids....

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I dunno man, I've never heard of Jagger going for 16 year olds! Isn't he one of the good ones?


I'm suddenly regretting uploading a school photo lmao.

Down, guys! Down!

How about this one. He

was pretty close here...

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have never had a blowjob shot. Only fuzzy navels, buttery nipples and lick my pussy shots.

I don't think I've had any of those....

 

[lavendersilk]

I don't think I've had any of those....

The best shots are free.

 

[Qky75]

I have never had a blowjob shot. Only fuzzy navels, buttery nipples and lick my pussy shots.

Wait....how do I get a shot at lick your pussy?!?

 

[vagrantx]

How about this one. He was pretty close here...

Hmmm. Nope. Still gay.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have never had a blowjob shot. Only fuzzy navels, buttery nipples and lick my pussy shots.

What the what?

Get on a plane THIS INSTANT and I will teach you the ways of the blowjob.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

D

damn I woulda thought it made a mean adult cherry coke

We need a "yuck" emoji other than

 

[__Nathan1968]

What is the worst alcohol known to our species

Up until a few months ago it was a tie between Malort and Dr McGillicuddy’s MentholMint.




But then someone had to go and tip the scales.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hmmm. Nope. Still gay.

I mean, to be fair … he isn’t the best example I’d use of a male that is attractive to lesbians.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

The best shots are free.

I'll have a Macallan neat (you said it was free).

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I mean, to be fair … he isn’t the best example I’d use of a male that is attractive to lesbians.

But he was the only Jaeger I could find...

 

[vagrantx]

I mean, to be fair … he isn’t the best example I’d use of a male that is attractive to lesbians.

Reuben Kaye, then! Hilarious and hot!