Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

The best shots are free.

Listen ... I ain't gonna lie ....
The last time I had shots was at an Applebee's...
I was drinking frozen lemonades with patron, and my best friend showed up with her husband and he started buying fireball and I was then shooting fireball, and chasing it with my frozen lemonade because I was only drinking lemonade until they showed up ...

 

[dawn_of_night]

We need a "yuck" emoji other than

Sorry babe

 

[dawn_of_night]

The best shots are free.

Babe, off your body? I'd shoot 4 oz of olive oil ...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wait....how do I get a shot at lick your pussy?!?

You order it???

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Reuben Kaye, then! Hilarious and hot!

Well, he's funny. I'll take your word for the "hot" part.

 

[Bry1313]

Its not my fault some people deserve it


@Bry1313


@Bry1313

I was just about to say how nice you are……at least we are meeting in the right location.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I was just about to say how nice you are……at least we are meeting in the right location.

Stop lying. No one believes that's what you were going to do.

And I only ended up there due to a filing error. They'll be moving me soon.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was just about to say how nice you are……at least we are meeting in the right location.

Are you sure about that?

 

[Qky75]

You order it???

Ohhhh I bet you have to ask nicely lolol

Richard? How to you get Dick from Richard?

You ask nicely

 

[UnquietDreams]

You order it???

I just looked it up. Nope, not ordering it. Even in the list of "naughty names to get guys to order it to hit on girls" drinks, that one looks rough.

 

[crazychemgirl]

rainy days just make me wanna read a book and cuddle on the couch.

 

[__Nathan1968]

rainy days just make me wanna read a book and cuddle on the couch.

And add liquor to my coffee.

 

[lavendersilk]

I just looked it up. Nope, not ordering it. Even in the list of "naughty names to get guys to order it to hit on girls" drinks, that one looks rough.

Say you and I were at a bar, and you ordered one of those for me... I would accept it and start a conversation. I'm classy like that.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I just looked it up. Nope, not ordering it. Even in the list of "naughty names to get guys to order it to hit on girls" drinks, that one looks rough.

Link me?
Please?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Say you and I were at a bar, and you ordered one of those for me... I would accept it and start a conversation. I'm classy like that.

What about ... Me....

AFAF.....
Maybe...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ohhhh I bet you have to ask nicely lolol

Richard? How to you get Dick from Richard?

You ask nicely

Are you saying,


“You like that bitch”


Isn’t effective?

 

[__Nathan1968]

Are you saying,


“You like that bitch”


Isn’t effective?

You seem to be offering conflicting advice on how to talk to women today.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Are you saying,


“You like that bitch”


Isn’t effective?

I don't know.


Do you like that bitch?

 

[crazychemgirl]

You seem to be offering conflicting advice on how to talk to women today.

I mean,.. when is this not the case?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don't know.


Do you like that bitch?

From you?

Yes, I do.

 

[BrendaBear]

You seem to be offering conflicting advice on how to talk to women today everyday.

Fixed it for you.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

From you?

Yes, I do.

Well then...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fixed it for you.

Thank sugarplum

 

[Qky75]

Are you saying,


“You like that bitch”


Isn’t effective?

Maybe it has worked for some in the past but certainly not my approach hahaha

 

[crazychemgirl]

Maybe it has worked for some in the past but certainly not my approach hahaha

It has its time and place.