Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Well then...

Can't wait for season 3!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It has its time and place.

I remember the first time I was called a slut, I started chuckling and then I was shocked at how fast that emotion changed to something else

 

[UnquietDreams]

rainy days just make me wanna read a book and cuddle on the couch.

Oddly enough, sunny days make me want to do that as well.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

It has its time and place.

It's time is when I want it, and it's place is in my pants!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oddly enough, sunny days make me want to do that as well.

Not me .... I want that book read to me...
And I want to be fucked on the couch ...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Say you and I were at a bar, and you ordered one of those for me... I would accept it and start a conversation. I'm classy like that.

In that situation, I would order a classic Between the Sheets. Cognac, light run, triple sec, and fresh lemon juice, shaken with ice, strained in a coup, and garnished with orange peel.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Link me?
Please?

Here you go

 

[Wand3rlust]

It's time is when I want it, and it's place is in my pants!

Ok. Who aroused @Otis_Ravelli ?

Come on. It must have been one of you...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Are you saying,


“You like that bitch”


Isn’t effective?

Well, from you...

 

[Bry1313]

Ok. Who aroused @Otis_Ravelli ?

Come on. It must have been one of you...

Sorry, didn’t mean to, it just happened

 

[dawn_of_night]

Here you go

Oh, ho. I love you!
Thank you...
Also ...
It has Malibu in it !!!
Fuck me and talk all my money....

 

[Lmizzler]

What the what?

Get on a plane THIS INSTANT and I will teach you the ways of the blowjob.

Hides in @lavendersilk luggage

 

[Lmizzler]

What is the worst alcohol known to our species

Canadian beers

 

[Bry1313]

What is the worst alcohol known to our species

Malort

Chicago, you know what you did

 

[SWR101]

… I’m so lost… I’ll just take a shot of something and a few head scratches…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hides in @lavendersilk luggage

Do you need to learn how to put your mouth around a shot glass and take the shot with no hands too?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Canadian beers

The AUDACITY

 

[Qky75]

… I’m so lost… I’ll just take a shot of something and a few head scratches…

If it needs scratched you definitely need a shot...maybe cream too

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do you need to learn how to put your mouth around a shot glass and take the shot with no hands too?

Girls weekend this weekend

*makes notes*

 

[Lmizzler]

Do you need to learn how to put your mouth around a shot glass and take the shot with no hands too?

Girls weekend this weekend

*makes notes*

 

[dawn_of_night]

… I’m so lost… I’ll just take a shot of something and a few head scratches…

Boy you bring the Malibu and you won't need to scratch anything for .... A. Long. Time.

 

[SWR101]

Boy you bring the Malibu and you won't need to scratch anything for .... A. Long. Time.

I’m not opposed to this arrangement

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I’m not opposed to this arrangement

It's hard to scratch anything when you've passed out after drinking too much Malibu.

 

[SWR101]

It's hard to scratch anything when you've passed out after drinking too much Malibu.

Fair, fair

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fair, fair

Uh. The Malibu was for me ....