Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

Again… I LOVE HOW YOUR BRAIN WORKS!!!

I've been dodging dick my entire life. Having a girl gang to run interference is the BEST

 

[LostHorizon]

Yes, a rigarous application process that includes, but is not limited too:
@crazychemgirl determining that you have a healthy pH @lavendersilk observing if your dirty talk skills are on par
@OrdinaryPerson rating your dick pics
@Indie critiquing your overall form
@MandaPandaa deciding if your overall thirst & eagerness are acceptable
@morelikeasong will rate your flexibility any special skills you'd like to demonstrate
@PassionatePanther will then run your blood test

If you can get through that gontlet, I'll think.about it.

That sounds like a lot of fun!

Is there a form or something I have to complete?

Considering I was subjected to a 30 page background check for my current job, this should be a breeze.

 

[MindYaBitness]

That sounds like a lot of fun!

Is there a form or something I have to complete?

Considering I was subjected to a 30 page background check for my current job, this should be a breeze.

Yes, have your people call my people

 

[LostHorizon]

Yes, have your people call my people

You got it!

I’ll get on those dick picks right away! That’s the easy part

 

[vagrantx]

Considering I was subjected to a 30 page background check for my current job

Now I'm picturing you leafing through a booklet of Where's Waldo style pictures while carefully observed by a trio of severe people.
They have clip boards. And ties. You need to check all the backgrounds.

 

[BrendaBear]

Now I'm picturing you leafing through a booklet of Where's Waldo style pictures while carefully observed by a trio of severe people.
They have clip boards. And ties. You need to check all the backgrounds.

They are all women, hair pulled back… black skirts and heels… glasses… disapproving stares…

 

[Wand3rlust]

They are all women, hair pulled back… black skirts and heels… glasses… disapproving stares…

I suddenly got an image of the 'addicted to love' girls then...

 

[LostHorizon]

I suddenly got an image of the 'addicted to love' girls then...

That’s exactly what I thought of too. The Robert Palmer girls!

 

[BrendaBear]

I suddenly got an image of the 'addicted to love' girls then...

I was in high school when that song came out. And I remember someone used to sing “might as well face it you’re a dick head in love”

 

[LostHorizon]

Now I have the fucking song in my head.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You got it!

I’ll get on those dick picks right away! That’s the easy part

That’s what he said.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Now I have the fucking song in my head.

You might as well face it.

 

[BrendaBear]

Now I have the fucking song in my head.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/GV0S1VPa9tEAAAAC/it%27s-really-not-my-fault-emily-cooper.gif

 

[LostHorizon]

You might as well face it.

Yeah….

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah….

You’re addicted to love.

 

[BrendaBear]

You’re addicted to love.

Ahem… a dick head in love.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ones who know how to shake that dead ass!

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/aa/9f/7c/aa9f7ca70a8970202883d0d6cdccfc1e.gif

For a second I didn’t know which random question you were replying to and was a little concerned.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Now I'm picturing you leafing through a booklet of Where's Waldo style pictures while carefully observed by a trio of SEVERED people.
They have clip boards. And ties. You need to check all the backgrounds.

I read that VERY wrong.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes, a rigarous application process that includes, but is not limited too:
@crazychemgirl determining that you have a healthy pH @lavendersilk observing if your dirty talk skills are on par
@OrdinaryPerson rating your dick pics
@Indie critiquing your overall form
@MandaPandaa deciding if your overall thirst & eagerness are acceptable
@morelikeasong will rate your flexibility any special skills you'd like to demonstrate
@PassionatePanther will then run your blood test

If you can get through that gontlet, I'll think.about it.

I may fail, but the gauntlet would be worth it...

 

[LostHorizon]

You’re addicted to love.

I like to think I’m immune to the stuff…

 

[crazychemgirl]

I like to think I’m immune to the stuff…

That’s where the song gets it wrong.


No one…


I repeat… no one.


Is immune.

 

[UnquietDreams]

They are all women, hair pulled back… black skirts and heels… glasses… disapproving stares…

Now I am turned on.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Now I am turned on.

As if you weren’t before.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Yes, a rigarous application process that includes, but is not limited too:
@crazychemgirl determining that you have a healthy pH @lavendersilk observing if your dirty talk skills are on par
@OrdinaryPerson rating your dick pics
@Indie critiquing your overall form
@MandaPandaa deciding if your overall thirst & eagerness are acceptable
@morelikeasong will rate your flexibility any special skills you'd like to demonstrate
@PassionatePanther will then run your blood test

If you can get through that gontlet, I'll think.about it.

Did we intentionally leave out the part where I test their stamina because no one has ever psssed that phase before, orrr…?