Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I've yet to see reins on a moose, but I don't spend that much time in Canada.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Get a room!

At Quality Pie! They are awesome.

Well, they were...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've yet to see reins on a moose, but I don't spend that much time in Canada.

There should probably be a corollary to rule 34 re: nerd shit.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Just be prepared for room temp beer in some pubs

If you mean, the IPA's and quality real ales, then yes. Maybe. Most should be served at cellar temperature. But you wouldn't order them unless you knew that. Surely.

It's like ordering gazpacho and wondering why it's not hot.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’m sorry I already promised @Wand3rlust

Yes. She has.

*waits*

 

[UnquietDreams]

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There should probably be a corollary to rule 34 re: nerd shit.

I want to see someone actually try to saddle a moose. Those fuckers are terrifying and have a higher body count than bears.

 

[BrendaBear]

There should probably be a corollary to rule 34 re: nerd shit.

How come I read this and clearly heard in my head the critical question “do nerds shit in the woods?”

I am thinking no, probably in their parents basement, where they live.

 

[UnquietDreams]

If you mean, the IPA's and quality real ales, then yes. Maybe. Most should be served at cellar temperature. But you wouldn't order them unless you knew that. Surely.

It's like ordering gazpacho and wondering why it's not hot.

Well, for me, it is like ordering gazpacho and wondering "why the hell did I order gazpacho?"

 

[morelikeasong]

not my…pie?

You get me.

 

[morelikeasong]

YES! All pecan related sins are instantly forgiven!

How can you be so wrong about so many things?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

But pie vs cake?


Which is better?

Pie. Always pie.

 

[Lmizzler]

god damnit I need pie

You've never been sexier to me.

 

[SWR101]

How can you be so wrong about so many things?

Because


https://media.giphy.com/media/1eKbAKgocJCta/giphy.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

How can you be so wrong about so many things?

 

[BrendaBear]

How can you be so wrong about so many things?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/A9UcyqEjfCkAAAAd/thats-him-being-a-man-jamon-turner.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/A9UcyqEjfCkAAAAd/thats-him-being-a-man-jamon-turner.gif

Exactly! Hey, wait...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

god damnit I need pie

Story of my life

 

[SWR101]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/A9UcyqEjfCkAAAAd/thats-him-being-a-man-jamon-turner.gif

Et tu, Brenda?

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/A9UcyqEjfCkAAAAd/thats-him-being-a-man-jamon-turner.gif

 

[morelikeasong]

Because


https://media.giphy.com/media/1eKbAKgocJCta/giphy.gif

https://media1.tenor.com/m/A9UcyqEjfCkAAAAd/thats-him-being-a-man-jamon-turner.gif

The juxtaposition of these two posts

https://media0.giphy.com/media/hvq8ONQhQ1XLq/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91s9x4303c6i9h9sakk8x8lfczqbbgq5zukgvx7w6h&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[BrendaBear]

Et tu, Brenda?

You know I don’t have enough self control to not jump in on this one.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You know I don’t have enough self control to not jump in on this one.

What in this thread, or Monkey, or you for that matter, screams "self control?"

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What in this thread, or Monkey, or you for that matter, screams "self control?"

What’d I do?!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You get me.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/mY61fA29y4EB0pdGjX/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91avwmw407jvny45kcksz8y17bdxtd0uqan1cbn06t&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[UnquietDreams]

What’d I do?!!!

You just are, my brother. You just are.