Sex & Shenanigans

[SirConradPeckereye]

Fine. Leave it to you to be able to teleport and just use it to fuck with us

I mean... I'm not against other things happening... but I would have to fuck with ya'll as well.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Lololol. You have definitely seen your fair share of people that you wouldn't want to run into at an orgy! Or at an autopsy

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Lololol. You have definitely seen your fair share of people that you wouldn't want to run into at an orgy! Or at an autopsy

Hopefully those two events should be instantly different to behold!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Lololol. You have definitely seen your fair share of people that you wouldn't want to run into at an orgy! Or at an autopsy

Are you talking about me like Apisto was?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Are you talking about me like Apisto was?

I semi/kinda/in a roundabout way know Apisto and I can't fathom that he would ever besmirch your elite desirability on this site. Sounds cray cray

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I semi/kinda/in a roundabout way know Apisto and I can't fathom that he would ever besmirch your elite desirability on this site. Sounds cray cray

"Elite desirability" eh? Keep talking smooth to me baby.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

"Elite desirability" eh? Keep talking smooth to me baby.

I seent your cans once and they were purty

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I seent your cans once and they were purty

Cousin Cleetus? I knew you looked familiar

 

[HarryHill]

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Cousin Cleetus? I knew you looked familiar

Quick question for you, that should probably be a PM but(t) fuck it. Do you have a vivid recollection of my most sacred hole?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Quick question for you, that should probably be a PM but(t) fuck it. Do you have a vivid recollection of my most sacred hole?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Thank God, that's not a resounding 'yes'
I was starting to develop a complex

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Thank God, that's not a resounding 'yes'
I was starting to develop a complex

Oh I definitely remember your hole. I was just being coy

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh I definitely remember your hole. I was just being coy

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

No takesies buttsies backsies

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[Apisto42]

I can think of better reasons to teleport places.

Assassination. Numero uno for me.
Close second: Amazing restaurants and food trucks
Scuba #3
Sightseeing #4
What else?

 

[Apisto42]

Of course I’d teleport to you! We’ve chatted about some amazing opportunities for great meals.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Assassination. Numero uno for me.
Close second: Amazing restaurants and food trucks
Scuba #3
Sightseeing #4
What else?

Deleting pictures of your backdoor from the internet.

 

[Apisto42]

Deleting pictures of your backdoor from the internet.

That needs time travel, which destroys the universe, so I suppose that would be effective?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Deleting pictures of your backdoor from the internet.

I didn't keep a copy

(Anywhere except burned into my brain)

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That needs time travel, which destroys the universe, so I suppose that would be effective?

Yeah I don't know why I equated teleporting to time travel. But if destroying the universe is what it takes...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Deleting pictures of your backdoor from the internet.

Are you up for a cabinet position or something?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I didn't keep a copy

Atta girl

(Anywhere except burned into my brain)

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Are you up for a cabinet position or something?

Like pictures of his asshole would matter