Sex & Shenanigans

[MidwestPrincess23]

We know what the good Litsters get...

hoping and praying I'm a good Litster!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

hoping and praying I'm a good Litster!!!

Among the best.

 

[BrendaBear]

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That is too funny!

 

[DannieB]

hoping and praying I'm a good Litster!!!

You’re so good you get a Bilbo with a bottle of wine and bubble bath

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

You’re so good you get a Bilbo with a bottle of wine and bubble bath

It's like I won the jackpot in the lottery!!!

 

[morelikeasong]

Oops!

I can’t wait for the reviews

 

[DannieB]

I can’t wait for the reviews

Girl, I’m still waiting! Stupid long deliveries!

 

[morelikeasong]

Girl, I’m still waiting! Stupid long deliveries!

I haven’t even gotten a shipping notice for mine yet. I’m getting impatient

 

[DannieB]

I haven’t even gotten a shipping notice for mine yet. I’m getting impatient

Hurry the hell up..before Christmas please!

 

[Deadbed1968]

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That’s where all the best sex clubs are located…

 

[TXRafe]

all these ladies waiting on toys...its almost like they dont even need us...

fuck...

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

@morelikeasong & @DannieB

I'm sorry!!!
My package arrived earlier this week! Merry Christmas to momma!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Sorry ladies it’ll be delayed. The truck crashed…

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...ma-interstate-truck-dildos-lube-b2169239.html

 

[cactusjack0584]

Also can’t believe this is an actual thing that happened.

 

[cactusjack0584]

all these ladies waiting on toys...its almost like they dont even need us...

fuck...

Fun fact…

They don’t!

but some of them want us (royal “us” not me personally)

 

[morelikeasong]

all these ladies waiting on toys...its almost like they dont even need us...

fuck...

I love using toys with a partner
Both virtual and IRL

 

[TXRafe]

I love using toys with a partner
Both virtual and IRL

im joking...sorry

 

[DannieB]

I love using toys with a partner
Both virtual and IRL

Reading the reviews from a certain thread has actually made me excited about using a toy virtually but I’ve also learned I’m good on my own

 

[morelikeasong]

@morelikeasong & @DannieB

I'm sorry!!!
My package arrived earlier this week! Merry Christmas to momma!

If you feel… inspired, you should review what you got on my sex toy thread after you try what you got!

 

[morelikeasong]

im joking...sorry

I knew you were joking!

I just wanted to remind all the men that these toys are your friends. Your teammates!

 

[TXRafe]

I knew you were joking!

I just wanted to remind all the men that these toys are your friends. Your teammates!

ok, just making sure...didnt want you to think i was actually being deprecating. im just an idiot.

 

[UnquietDreams]

@morelikeasong & @DannieB

I'm sorry!!!
My package arrived earlier this week! Merry Christmas to momma!

Mine showed up Wednesday....

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I knew you were joking!

I just wanted to remind all the men that these toys are your friends. Your teammates!

Teammates - YES!!!!!

and lets not forget together toys!

 

[cactusjack0584]

ok, just making sure...didnt want you to think i was actually being deprecating. im just an idiot.

I don’t think you’re an idiot

but I think I’m an idiot… so how much does my opinion matter???

 

[MindYaBitness]

Fun fact…

They don’t!

but some of them want us (royal “us” not me personally)

Depends on the lady. I think sex is like conversation. You can talk to yourself all day long, even work out some of your problems, but it's not going to be nearly as enjoyable as it is with somebody else.