Sex & Shenanigans

[Apisto42]

I learned on the ultimate piece of shit, a 1976 AMC Hornet Sportabout with 3 on the tree. Decades later my nephew was showing off his new car, an Audi A4, and he was taking me around. He cheekily offered to let me drive, thinking I'd be totally lost. I did stall once as I hadn't driven stick in twenty or so years, but it all came back to me and I made that car sing. My nephew looked at me with awe and respect.

I had only driven that old truck for a couple years when a friend of mine with a little Toyota stick offered to let me drive (had a huge crush on her, but she never operated my stick, sigh). I remember thinking, “holy shit, this is so easy. Bought my own stick shift a year later, learned how to shift that fucker with just the right rpms.

 

[Trubbycat]

I had a 1981 Honda Prelude manual. I loved that car. Once you got to know it you could shift by the sound as well as the rpm.

 

[Apisto42]

I had a 1981 Honda Prelude manual. I loved that car. Once you got to know it you could shift by the sound as well as the rpm.

Right, like I didn’t actually look at the rpm, it was just the feel/sound of the car. I miss that little 4 speed. Got my first speeding ticket in it for going 20 over the speed limit. Nice state trooper though, he knocked it down to just 15 so I didn’t get a reckless driving.

 

[dawn_of_night]

That's because I do.

Aawe.... @TXRafe

 

[dawn_of_night]

I like "sir."

Me too

 

[Lmizzler]

Almost everyone here over the age of 25 who can drive, can drive a manual.

We also make our kids learn a manual just in case they need it ever.

I love driving a manual car. Sure occasionally it can be annoying. But you just feel so connected to it.

Plus I feel like a race car driver.

 

[dawn_of_night]

oh i know people who love them and think they are the best thing ever...the damage was done, haha.

Me... Friend... It's me... I love brussel sprouts

 

[dawn_of_night]

They hit hard for someone who's only drug has been caffeine

Seriously though....

 

[LupineOne]

Oof. I need this three day weekend! Finally!

 

[BrendaBear]

So... I'm guessing my driving a 4-speed Chevelle with a built V8 isn't the usual experience. I had to sell it after 20 years because my life fell apart again, but it was so much fun while I had it.

 

[Bry1313]

Only dickheads

*side eyes @Bry1313 *

Even you are lying tonight

 

[Bry1313]

I'm going to a sensible thread where I can hide pics behind emojis

Just make sure to give me a heads up when you do

 

[Bry1313]

Being frugal has gotten you ALL the wood.

Nobody inboxed me wood today

 

[Apisto42]

I wonder how much I could charge to wear lingerie and eat string cheese on camera?

I’ll give you $5 and an unenthusiastic handjob.

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[cactusjack0584]

I had a 1981 Honda Prelude manual. I loved that car. Once you got to know it you could shift by the sound as well as the rpm.

 

[Apisto42]

Just make sure to give me a heads up when you do

Nobody has given me head all day.

 

[Bry1313]

Vivid is a strong word, but yeah I've got the mental image

I appreciate you and hope I have your votes

 

[UnquietDreams]

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The only line I remember from that movie.

 

[Bry1313]

I have a vivid memory of your dick

 

[cactusjack0584]

So... I'm guessing my driving a 4-speed Chevelle with a built V8 isn't the usual experience….

I can’t be the only who had an erection while reading this… or is it just me?

 

[Bry1313]

I just sent Bogey some real sexy wood. We’ll see if he puddles

Everybody got some damn wood today…….looks at my box

 

[Bry1313]

All I can think of is dodgeball.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No but it’s sterile and I like the taste.

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

 

[cactusjack0584]

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

 

[Bry1313]

Nobody has given me head all day.

I’d settle for a PM, you aim so high