Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Wanna teach me?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

As long as it can support my lithe, yet muscular, sensual frame, then that's fine

Upside, inside out

 

[TXRafe]

I mean…if every man on the planet suddenly dropped dead, there’d still be sperm banks and competent female doctors and nurses to perform the IVFs. Men need to be slightly more indispensable than just carrying Y chromosomes.

Robots

the end is nye...

 

[Bry1313]

When I woke up this morning I didnt expect how many guys would tell me they can't cum to my voice

How many men were you hoping to make cum today?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I've seen you use this cute bastard a few times. What emotion does it relay?

 

[LupineOne]

https://voca.ro/15tRT36AcmGN

Fuck.

What she said.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Upside, inside out

Can you give me a few more bars? I can't place this song off 3 words

 

[Bry1313]

I can cum to your voice
Who needs men?

Why did I just feel an elbow to my stomach as I got shoved out the way?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Robots

the end is nye...

 

[morelikeasong]

Why did I just feel an elbow to my stomach as I got shoved out the way?

Sorry! I didn’t mean to push. I was just so excited.

 

[Bry1313]

I've seen you use this cute bastard a few times. What emotion does it relay?

It’s the “ok, there’s a story here, I’m just gonna eat my popcorn while they spill it”

Especially useful the moment the original poster seems sus, hence the frequent use of it in replying to @OrdinaryPerson

 

[Bry1313]

Sorry! I didn’t mean to push. I was just so excited.

Yeah right

 

[Wand3rlust]

You lot have NOT been busy at work today

 

[Dubinsky]

You lot have NOT been busy at work today

This thread is an amazing place, but it's always moved WAY too fast for me.

 

[Wand3rlust]

This thread is an amazing place, but it's always moved WAY too fast for me.

Amazing is pushing it, to be fair.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You lot have NOT been busy at work today

Well yeah. It's Friday. I do as little as humanly possible. When my direct line is ringing I'll typically roll my eyes and then take a few quick breaths to hype myself up so I don't sound completely crestfallen

 

[Dubinsky]

Amazing is pushing it, to be fair.

Well.

Perhaps.

But the people in it...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Robots

the end is nye...

Informal poll for the ladies only:
React to this post with the emoji that corresponds to the source that provided most of your orgasms this year:
= yourself
= another woman
= a man
= a vibrator

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Informal poll for the ladies only:
React to this post with the emoji that corresponds to the source that provided most of your orgasms this year:
= yourself
= another woman
= a man
= a vibrator

( for me, since I can’t react to my own post)

 

[Wand3rlust]

Well.

Perhaps.

But the people in it...

I said what I said.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

( for me, since I can’t react to my own post)

Just do what everyone does and create an alt

 

[Wand3rlust]

Well yeah. It's Friday. I do as little as humanly possible. When my direct line is ringing I'll typically roll my eyes and then take a few quick breaths to hype myself up so I don't sound completely crestfallen

Same as most other days?

I wonder what you sound like when you're 'chipper'?

 

[Dubinsky]

I said what I said.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I said what I said.

 

[Wand3rlust]