Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Maybe if your name is @OrdinaryPerson

She wants 184 turkeys (and the means to store them)

 

[UnquietDreams]

She wants 184 turkeys (and the means to store them)

I can see her looking over her megaflock of 184 turkeys and thinking "No, I am pretty sure we can fit one more."

 

[Bry1313]

I can see her looking over her megaflock of 184 turkeys and thinking "No, I am pretty sure we can fit one more."

Oh I didn’t say she wanted living turkeys

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh I didn’t say she wanted living turkeys

Turkish are so dumb that they shouldn't be allowed to call shooting them "hunting"

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Turkish are so dumb that they shouldn't be allowed to call shooting them "hunting"

Well this is a very unfortunate typo

 

[Taegul]

Turkish are so dumb that they shouldn't be allowed to call shooting them "hunting"

Looks like MYB won't be the next ambassador to Turkey...

 

[Bry1313]

Well this is a very unfortunate typo

I usually mock a good typo but that one stands on its own

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well this is a very unfortunate typo

Looks like MYB won't be the next ambassador to Turkey...

I usually mock a good typo but that one stands on its own

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

She wants 184 turkeys (and the means to store them)

How dare you
You know I only need like 30 turkeys a year

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh I didn’t say she wanted living turkeys

Zombie turkeys...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Looks like MYB won't be the next ambassador to Turkey...

Or to the Turkeys either.

 

[MindYaBitness]

How dare you
You know I only need like 30 turkeys a year

30 Turkeys? That's nonsense, you are worth at least 10 goats, 5 cows, and 40 turkeys. Who negotiated your bride price?!?!?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

30 Turkeys? That's nonsense, you are worth at least 10 goats, 5 cows, and 40 turkeys. Who negotiated your bride price?!?!?

The 30 turkeys is an ongoing annual requirement

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Men.. a friendly reminder:


No woman wants 184 birds.

How about one beef stick?

 

[LupineOne]

 

[crazychemgirl]

How about one beef stick?

Depends … is it from 7-11?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nope …. You can’t make me

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SWR101]

Happy (and I use the term loosely) Monday everyone

 

[crazychemgirl]

Happy (and I use the term loosely) Monday everyone

Tolerable Monday to you also

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Tolerable Monday to you also

Am I just really weird?? I don’t actually mind Mondays at all!

 

[BDA73]

Am I just really weird?? I don’t actually mind Mondays at all!

Not weird..good to have a positive outlook