Sex & Shenanigans

My husband has reluctantly agreed to try afterlife polyamory. He knows the first thing I'm going to do on the otherside is try bang George Michael. And before you say it, I don't want to hear it! I'm sure that I can convince him to at least try my team!!!!!
Sweetheart, I have a friend who is more flaming than the Chicago Fire. He said you would make him straight for a night or three.
 
My brother and I were far enough apart in age where I could never really tag along and I often had to witness his rebellion against our parents. He had a paper route that year and we all heard how he was trying to save enough money to move out as soon as he turned 18. We were dirt poor - like so broke we couldn't pay attention. I won't forget the morning the police called to tell us we had to come to the hospital because they'd found him asleep in a snow drift in hypothermia. He came home the week before Christmas The next day there was the biggest box under our tree wrapped in the comics section of the newspaper with my name on it. When I tore into it, there were hundreds of Hot wheels - I only had one at the time. He'd been saving for weeks and hunting everywhere for as many as he could find for me. I'll never ever forget that Christmas.
Dude! I am tearing up in my car! You are embarrassing me in front of the hot police lady next to me...
 
Ok shenanigang ….


I want one Christmas memory … can be sexy, funny, embarrassing, etc … whatever you want.


Share your best Christmas memory with us.
So growing up, Christmas would be hosted at my parents house. Well desserts and present exchange.

One year, my brother thought it would be a good idea to show off one of his animals. Mind you my parents had a 7ft tree, ornaments from the last 40 years and it was tied to not fall over.

The iguana jumped off his arm and into the tree. I guess it wanted to try and find the Lindt chocolate that was hidden in the silver baskets.
 
My brother and I were far enough apart in age where I could never really tag along and I often had to witness his rebellion against our parents. He had a paper route that year and we all heard how he was trying to save enough money to move out as soon as he turned 18. We were dirt poor - like so broke we couldn't pay attention. I won't forget the morning the police called to tell us we had to come to the hospital because they'd found him asleep in a snow drift in hypothermia. He came home the week before Christmas The next day there was the biggest box under our tree wrapped in the comics section of the newspaper with my name on it. When I tore into it, there were hundreds of Hot wheels - I only had one at the time. He'd been saving for weeks and hunting everywhere for as many as he could find for me. I'll never ever forget that Christmas.
Damn onions.
 
My brother and I were far enough apart in age where I could never really tag along and I often had to witness his rebellion against our parents. He had a paper route that year and we all heard how he was trying to save enough money to move out as soon as he turned 18. We were dirt poor - like so broke we couldn't pay attention. I won't forget the morning the police called to tell us we had to come to the hospital because they'd found him asleep in a snow drift in hypothermia. He came home the week before Christmas The next day there was the biggest box under our tree wrapped in the comics section of the newspaper with my name on it. When I tore into it, there were hundreds of Hot wheels - I only had one at the time. He'd been saving for weeks and hunting everywhere for as many as he could find for me. I'll never ever forget that Christmas.
Ok, and that wraps up storytime because nothing else will be 10% as sweet
 
My brother and I were far enough apart in age where I could never really tag along and I often had to witness his rebellion against our parents. He had a paper route that year and we all heard how he was trying to save enough money to move out as soon as he turned 18. We were dirt poor - like so broke we couldn't pay attention. I won't forget the morning the police called to tell us we had to come to the hospital because they'd found him asleep in a snow drift in hypothermia. He came home the week before Christmas The next day there was the biggest box under our tree wrapped in the comics section of the newspaper with my name on it. When I tore into it, there were hundreds of Hot wheels - I only had one at the time. He'd been saving for weeks and hunting everywhere for as many as he could find for me. I'll never ever forget that Christmas.
This is so sweet ♥️
 
You say that like my hypertension isn’t tangible… 😭😭

I don’t know, snow on Christmas, then? (I have seen snow less than a dozen times in over 4 decades)

I LOVE SNOW AT CHRISTMAS!!!

We only get it very very rarely.
I usually would have enough to share with BOTH of you... but not this year! I see green/brown grass
 
A unicorn
Hello there… 😘

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