Sex & Shenanigans
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UnquietDreams
Shy, innocent lamb.
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You got all the toys you ever wanted? You lucky dog!
crazychemgirl
another rabid heifer
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Fucking facts.
UnquietDreams
Shy, innocent lamb.
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My whole body literally contracts at that picture.
LupineOne
Wolfie
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Right?? And that man was perfect as Marv. Fucking brilliant.
LupineOne
Wolfie
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Mine too. And my leg twitched.
cactusjack0584
Well meaning prick
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When I was I think 10. I was at school and stepped on a board that luckily missed my foot. What didn’t was the other side of the board that also had a nail that planted itself right in the back of my calf as I went to take a step. So yeah I fucking hate that scene!
crazychemgirl
another rabid heifer
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My robo vac is named Marv
Wriggle
Chaotic Neutral
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I will take that.Right? Like a.... a... party favor.
Or a Piñata...
Sammysub07
Spicylicious Brat
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Ohh man!! I’ll never forget it! Christmas of ‘95 and I was 10. Not myself or my other three siblings got what we wanted, times were tough. We’d been gifted cool things but not like the “it” toys our friends received. So we were a little bummed.
At dinner, I got quippy with my older brother and all of a sudden he sprayed me with cool whip! I thought we’d be in big trouble, but nope. My parents just started laughing! We couldn’t believe it (now as an adult I can see they were probably just relieved of their holiday stress and wanted to let go, too) all of a sudden my Mom leaves the table and returns with MORE canned cool whip! The whole family legit had a whipped cream fight at the dinner table that was placed in the living room. It was a huge mess, but we had a TON of fun and we still talk about it all these years later! Best Christmas Ever!
Oohh that would be fun!! Ordered an Elf Onesie, too!! I’m down if there’s an invite!
crazychemgirl
another rabid heifer
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Lmfao I just noticed your tagline
MischiefMakerAlways
Not so sharp
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Dude, we were so poor I only got my older cousin's broken hand me downs. My expectations were LOW.
SWR101
Some Experiences
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Oh that is such a fun story!
Wriggle
Chaotic Neutral
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It's from your not so anonymous confessor
Qky75
CoQ Qlub
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Nu uh. It's from me who inspired her confessor
crazychemgirl
another rabid heifer
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Qky75
CoQ Qlub
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A lot of shes have found my sausage inspiring.
Apisto42
Winter Moon Rabbit
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That’s what I said. It just looks like flannel pjs cause I dye the body hair…
crazychemgirl
another rabid heifer
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Bahahahahahahahahha
Now I want to see that.
A naked man with his body hair dyed to look like flannel pajamas
Apisto42
Winter Moon Rabbit
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A little bit of magic would do the trick.
crazychemgirl
another rabid heifer
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would pussy teeth be worse if they were fangs or molars?
MischiefMakerAlways
Not so sharp
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Fangs
Apisto42
Winter Moon Rabbit
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Molars. I can probably avoid the fangs with a little maneuvering.
TANSTAAFL58
Festive as Fuck
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TANSTAAFL58
Festive as Fuck
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Fangs. Molars would be way more fun than fangs.
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