Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

We'll have our own sexy pajama party!
Am I right @Apisto42 @hotwords229_A @SalaciousMonkey22 @Bry1313 @Wriggle @Mr_bogey @Lmizzler @Qky75 @ADIDAS00 @cactusjack0584 @LostHorizon @SWR101 @NRJLIVES4ever @Lord Pmann @ydahecnot @DASHER @dancer @Vixen @MattDamon apologies to anyone I left out. If you have a dong you're invited

What if I strap one on?

 

[Deadfreak]

How about those Lions though? Huh bills beat em

Christmas present for Vikings

 

[SWR101]

What if I strap one on?

I mean, won’t hurt to try…

 

[Bry1313]

What if I strap one on?

There is a 3rd option pending

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Fine, I see where I fall on both sides of the gender divide… guess I’ll have my own forever lonely party…

I tagged you in the better pajama party! I have a Big Green Egg, and a Traeger and a Costco membership. There's going to be so much smoked meat, you won't be able to fit it all in. Wait...

 

[LostHorizon]

Yeah … I really wanted to talk about my recent vaginal secretions.

How recent?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I mean, won’t hurt to try…

Ohhhhhh man. Famous last words

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

What if I strap one on?

Welcome to the club

 

[BrendaBear]

no no no … sporty sports do not belong in here.

I had a theory is that is what killed the old Chaos thread. Guys started talking about guy stuff, and women got bored and left. Then it was only guys left, and they left to go look for women.

...it's just a theory...

 

[SWR101]

I tagged you in the better pajama party! I have a Big Green Egg, and a Traeger and a Costco membership. There's going to be so much smoked meat, you won't be able to fit it all in. Wait...

 

[BrendaBear]

I mean, won’t hurt to try…

Well, certainly won't hurt if you use lube and do it correctly....

 

[SWR101]

Well, certainly won't hurt if you use lube and do it correctly....

Go on…

 

[cactusjack0584]

I mean, won’t hurt to try…

I think you need to clarify that statement a little better…

 

[UnquietDreams]

would pussy teeth be worse if they were fangs or molars?

Oh, holy penguins and persimmons, NO!

 

[LostHorizon]

We'll have our own sexy pajama party!
Am I right @Apisto42 @hotwords229_A @SalaciousMonkey22 @Bry1313 @Wriggle @Mr_bogey @Lmizzler @Qky75 @ADIDAS00 @cactusjack0584 @LostHorizon @SWR101 @NRJLIVES4ever @Lord Pmann @ydahecnot @DASHER @dancer @Vixen @MattDamon apologies to anyone I left out. If you have a dong you're invited

While I appreciate the invite I would rather slip into a Dickens style night shirt and sleeping cap a la Alistair Sims and bring my canopy bed with thick bed curtains to @crazychemgirl ‘s party.

I might be able to bribe my way in with that. And I promise I’ll behave.

 

[BrendaBear]

While I appreciate the invite I would rather slip into a Dickens style night shirt and sleeping cap a la Alistair Sims and bring my canopy bed with thick bed curtains to @crazychemgirl ‘s party.

I might be able to bribe my way in with that. And I promise I’ll behave.

You might get haunted by the ghost of "crasher of girl partys past"... she's a close friend of Carol Kane's...

 

[cactusjack0584]

While I appreciate the invite I would rather slip into a Dickens style night shirt and sleeping cap a la Alistair Sims and bring my canopy bed with thick bed curtains to @crazychemgirl ‘s party.

I might be able to bribe my way in with that. And I promise I’ll behave.

LIES

 

[morelikeasong]

Well, certainly won't hurt if you use lube and do it correctly....

 

[LostHorizon]

LIES

It’s only a lie if I intentionally know I won’t behave.

I have every intention of behaving. I can’t speak for the others though.

 

[LostHorizon]

You might get haunted by the ghost of "crasher of girl partys past"... she's a close friend of Carol Kane's...

I know her well…

 

[Qky75]

It’s only a lie if I intentionally know I won’t behave.

I have every intention of behaving. I can’t speak for the others though.

Yes but it's the type of behavior that concerns them

 

[LostHorizon]

Yes but it's the type of behavior that concerns them

Their own behavior SHOULD concern them.

 

[Bry1313]

I had a theory is that is what killed the old Chaos thread. Guys started talking about guy stuff, and women got bored and left. Then it was only guys left, and they left to go look for women.

...it's just a theory...

Men being friendly with men was popular last time I saw it in these parts

 

[morelikeasong]

Men being friendly with men was popular last time I saw it in these parts

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oh .. if YOU come you have to be naked.

I'm naked.