Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Click the punctuation

I did, and the hand. Went nowhere...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I did, and the hand. Went nowhere...

That’s what he said

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why? …


What’s wrong with cumming?


Are you against the female orgasm?

 

[Mrtenant]

If you were slightly more clever, you'd have found it by now. My boobies are hidden everywhere!

I seen plenty of those postings of yours. Not quite what I had in mind.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I seen plenty of those postings of yours. Not quite what I had in mind.

Well, that's one...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Hhhmmmm with 19266 posts do I have a problem!? AFAF

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, that's one...

The uniboob strikes again.

 

[JerseyJade]

Hhhmmmm with 19266 posts do I have a problem!? AFAF

Yeah... you have a big problem and it has nothing to with the number of your posts!

 

[Mrtenant]

@Mrtenant don’t say I don’t ever do anything for you my dear

Those were all you?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Yeah... you have a big problem and it has nothing to with the number of your posts!

I said AFAF!

No one said "BJ" into a mirror three times and summond you! Be gone!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeah... you have a big problem and it has nothing to with the number of your posts!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Those were all you?

Totally … I can change my skin tone and hair colour on command.

 

[Mrtenant]

Well, that's one...

Love a woman that can count.

 

[Mrtenant]

Totally … I can change my skin tone and hair colour on command.

Really?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Bad monkey!

Don't encourage her behavior!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Bad monkey!

Don't encourage her behavior!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Love a woman that can count.

What other traits do you love

 

[UnquietDreams]

But you’re too sweet and fun … I don’t believe it.

Well, that's true -- I am delightful.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I seen plenty of those postings of yours. Not quite what I had in mind.

I have a whole series of them in hammocks if you are interested.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Totally … I can change my skin tone and hair colour on command.

“Years of exposure to toxic chemical fumes gave here the power to blah blah blah…

She now uses that power to entertain weirdos on the internet! And maybe commit a crime here or there.”

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Not anymore!!

 

[Mrtenant]

What other traits do you love

Making me sandwiches is pretty high on my list.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not anymore!!

 

[Mrtenant]

“Years of exposure to toxic chemical fumes gave here the power to blah blah blah…

She now uses that power to entertain weirdos on the internet! And maybe commit a crime here or there.”

Who you calling weirdo? You got something against weirdos?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Ah but you do know me!! You've played monopoly!