Sex & Shenanigans

[Sammysub07]

Mad Dog 50/50? Oh hell, I gotta try some of THAT shit.

Now please keep it down in here. I really AM going to sleep now.

Night!

 

[Wriggle]

Alright yall…I think I’m gonna get to bed. Night

Bloody hell.
I'm just getting up for work

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Mad Dog 20/20 or 50/50? Extra Proof?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Bloody hell.
I'm just getting up for work

Try some hot sauce. Get you going.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why am I awake?

 

[Qky75]

Why am I awake?

You sensed a disturbance in the force?

 

[crazychemgirl]

You sensed a disturbance in the force?

No … it was my dog.

she ALWAYS wakes me up.

 

[SWR101]

No … it was my dog.

she ALWAYS wakes me up.

So… same basic difference? When my dogs wake me up it’s because they’re about to do something stupid…. Or just did

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Why am I awake?

Probably checking for some more confessions in that ole inbox thingy

 

[Qky75]

No … it was my dog.

she ALWAYS wakes me up.

Mine too. Then when she gets what she wants the bitch goes back to bed.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So… same basic difference? When my dogs wake me up it’s because they’re about to do something stupid…. Or just did

Mine just wants to go out for a pee.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Mmmmm back in bed.

 

[UnquietDreams]

No … it was my dog.

she ALWAYS wakes me up.

Is her name"The Force?" Because that was a pretty good line by Q.

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[BrendaBear]

Mine just wants to go out for a pee.

I have a doggie door for mine. But sometimes she’ll wake me up, and I will say “it’s okay, go potty!” And then she’ll jump off the bed and go outside.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have a doggie door for mine. But sometimes she’ll wake me up, and I will say “it’s okay, go potty!” And then she’ll jump off the bed and go outside.

Kind of like @crazychemgirl's coworker who announces when they have to use the bathroom.

Do not follow my suggestion to her ..

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Kind of like @crazychemgirl's coworker who announces when they have to use the bathroom.

Do not follow my suggestion to her ..

Wait, are you not supposed to announce every time you need to pee I think I've been living incorrectly

 

[Qky75]

Wait, are you not supposed to announce every time you need to pee I think I've been living incorrectly

I tried to take a cue from my mom but the guys all look at me weird when I say "I'm headed to the men's room, who's gotta go?!?!"

 

[BrendaBear]

I tried to take a cue from my mom but the guys all look at me weird when I say "I'm headed to the men's room, who's gotta go?!?!"

I would love to see the reaction to that…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I tried to take a cue from my mom but the guys all look at me weird when I say "I'm headed to the men's room, who's gotta go?!?!"

I mean, that sounds like a them problem, not a you problem. Manners are important after all

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I tried to take a cue from my mom but the guys all look at me weird when I say "I'm headed to the men's room, who's gotta go?!?!"

I only do that when my kids are with me

 

[crazychemgirl]

Kind of like @crazychemgirl's coworker who announces when they have to use the bathroom.

Do not follow my suggestion to her ..

I mean…. It was a good suggestion

 

[LupineOne]

You sensed a disturbance in the force?

Well done

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean…. It was a good suggestion

Yes, but I am assuming she likes her dog.

 

[Apisto42]

I tried to take a cue from my mom but the guys all look at me weird when I say "I'm headed to the men's room, who's gotta go?!?!"

That’s the only reason I miss going to the office, the joint bathroom breaks.