Sex & Shenanigans

[LadyLascivious1]

Oh my God. I just tried this for the first time last weekend. Apparently it's kind of a thing out in Chicago? Which makes me wonder if the people out there are okay.

0.5/10. Would not drink again.

That’s the appropriate response

I'm trying to maintain some shred of respect for you right now, but you're making it really difficult.

Let me remind you of my boobs…

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All if the above?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh my God. I just tried this for the first time last weekend. Apparently it's kind of a thing out in Chicago? Which makes me wonder if the people out there are okay.

0.5/10. Would not drink again.

Some drinks are not made to sipped slowly -- they are made to be run away from. This is one of them.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Let me remind you of my boobs…

 

[vagrantx]

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My father is dead.
And yesterday, I took the life of an elk.
What can I say?
It was either her, or me.
- Erlend Loe; Doppler

A story about a man who, after a series of unfortunate events, abandons his life and family to go live in the forest as a hermit.
A satirical take on capitalism, consumerism, and selfishness.
10/10, would recommend again.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Oof... I really wish I had a space heater in my office. I just got here about 20 minutes ago, it's freezing, and the radiator takes forever to warm up. It'll be mosty toasty in about 3 hours, long after I go home.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I don't wanna jinx anything, but group was supposed to start 8 minutes ago, and I'm the only one here... I might be going home early tonight.

 

[HarryHill]

I don't wanna jinx anything, but group was supposed to start 8 minutes ago, and I'm the only one here... I might be going home early tonight.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don't wanna jinx anything, but group was supposed to start 8 minutes ago, and I'm the only one here... I might be going home early tonight.

How did it go? Did you jinx yourself?

 

[__Nathan1968]

I just learnt something new tonight. I'm so intrigued by marlot now!

Oh my God. I just tried this for the first time last weekend. Apparently it's kind of a thing out in Chicago? Which makes me wonder if the people out there are okay.

0.5/10. Would not drink again.

Malort is my jam.

 

[vagrantx]

I just learnt something new tonight. I'm so intrigued by marlot now!

It's poison. Literally just poison.

 

[__Nathan1968]

It's poison. Literally just poison.

It’s delicious.

 

[Qky75]

It’s delicious.

Ants find arsenic delicious



And good night on that note

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s delicious.

There are some places where yours and my tastes run parallel. This is very much not one of them.

 

[SadieGirl06]

Lots tomorrow and all weekend!!!!

 

[Bbl87]

Let me remind you of my boobs…

I mean, they make a lasting impression, so I don't NEED a reminder. But I'd also never turn one down.

 

[Bbl87]

I came across this one Facebook and thought this seemed like a good place for it.

 

[Sammysub07]

Oh my God. I just tried this for the first time last weekend. Apparently it's kind of a thing out in Chicago? Which makes me wonder if the people out there are okay.

0.5/10. Would not drink again.

I agree with this statement!! Judging by Malort, they’re not okay!!

That’s the appropriate response

Whyyy do Chicagoans find this to be so damn funny to visitors? A military wifey friend here restocks bottles whenever they go home and whenever someone visits for the first time here, they’re sooo excited to give us unknowing fuckers a taste of it for their own entertainment

I’m convinced it’s creation was for entertainment

Some drinks are not made to sipped slowly -- they are made to be run away from. This is one of them.

You’re spot on!!! Fucking RUN..whenever I see new people walk into my friends house I just want to yell Runnnn but since I’ve been subjected I want people to share the misery with

 

[Bbl87]

I agree with this statement!! Judging by Malort, they’re not okay!!

Whyyy do Chicagoans find this to be so damn funny to visitors? A military wifey friend here restocks bottles whenever they go home and whenever someone visits for the first time here, they’re sooo excited to give us unknowing fuckers a taste of it for their own entertainment

I’m convinced it’s creation was for entertainment

You’re spot on!!! Fucking RUN..whenever I see new people walk into my friends house I just want to yell Runnnn but since I’ve been subjected I want people to share the misery with

I'm not a Chicagoan proper, but live about an hour and a half outside the city. And have worked in the outer 'burbs. Just for context.

And Malort tastes like what I imagine Satan's butthole would taste like.

 

[Sammysub07]

I'm not a Chicagoan proper, but live about an hour and a half outside the city. And have worked in the outer 'burbs. Just for context.

And Malort tastes like what I imagine Satan's butthole would taste like.

I can concur with that!! Nice to know we’ve shared in the misery of satans asshole!!

Anyone else?

 

[MiaBabe23]

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This is what actually happens to MacBeth?

 

[MiaBabe23]

Oh my God. I just tried this for the first time last weekend. Apparently it's kind of a thing out in Chicago? Which makes me wonder if the people out there are okay.

0.5/10. Would not drink again.

Lol I was curious when I read about it, now I’m thinking twice, and yet, you like whiskey so maybe I’d like it lol

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I mean…I probably still would…maybe in purple?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Kinda dropped the ball yesterday, but happy 2nd day of Hanukkah and a belated happy Kwanza to those who celebrate!

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Keeping yourselves busy, I hope