Sex & Shenanigans

Kinda like the time a blind date asked me if she could bring her briefcase with her to the date because she had a great opportunity to share with me.

I was hoping the briefcase was full of sex toys and condoms. Nope. Condos in Portugal. FML.
did you mistake “date” for “time share appointment” …?
 
Nope. It was a blind date. I def used a lot of change in that pay phone to curse out my best friend that night.
 
SO's playing Tiny Tina's Wonderlands... She's currently on a quest to rob a dead poet's graveyard, to collect magical tongues to grant a goblin the gift of prose so it can convince an alchemist of a farmers love for her.

This shit's trippy asf
Ooh ooh ooh I downloaded dead by daylight… it’s awesome
 
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