Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

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All I want for Christmas is _____

 

[SWR101]

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Please tell me I’m not the only one with a dirty mind.

Sorry, girlie. Im not getting it

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Please tell me I’m not the only one with a dirty mind.

You want to get artistically screwed twice on the carpet?

 

[vagrantx]

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Please tell me I’m not the only one with a dirty mind.

Why did you dismantle your plumbus?? How will the little groombahs affunctuate now??

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sorry, girlie. Im not getting it

Ok it’s ok.


I’m just beyond help.

 

[SWR101]

Why did you dismantle your plumbus?? How will the little groombahs affunctuate now??

Wubbalubdubdub!

 

[Qky75]

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Please tell me I’m not the only one with a dirty mind.

Butt plug pins?

Hair lipped hooker duck faces?


Udder nipples from Manga Cow porn?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why did you dismantle your plumbus?? How will the little groombahs affunctuate now??

I have rarely watched Rick and Morty but this reminded me of a bit in the Babylon 5 series: the one constant in the universe is that every race has a version of Swedish Meatballs.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok it’s ok.


I’m just beyond help.

Or you are just horny.

 

[vagrantx]

I have rarely watched Rick and Morty but this reminded me of a bit in the Babylon 5 series: the one constant in the universe is that every race has a version of Swedish Meatballs.

That sounds very Douglas Adams'y! I love it

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

As I sit here on Christmas eve eve, snacking on cheese and crackers, I thought of a gif I made a while back... Figured I'd give my favorite shenanigang an early Christmas present you never knew you needed!



Merry Christmas my friends!

 

[cactusjack0584]

As I sit here on Christmas eve eve, snacking on cheese and crackers, I thought of a gif I made a while back... Figured I'd give my favorite shenanigang an early Christmas present you never knew you needed!



Merry Christmas my friends!

I all the sudden want all the cheez whiz!!!! Like all of it!!!!

 

[SWR101]

As I sit here on Christmas eve eve, snacking on cheese and crackers, I thought of a gif I made a while back... Figured I'd give my favorite shenanigang an early Christmas present you never knew you needed!



Merry Christmas my friends!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Please tell me I’m not the only one with a dirty mind.

A butt with one large swollen ball???

 

[morelikeasong]

No sad faces needed here, just Os

I got in a couple just for you.

Okay, maybe not JUST for you

 

[Peter_Out]

Please tell me I’m not the only one with a dirty mind.

We're all angels, us

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Please tell me I’m not the only one with a dirty mind.

I don’t get it?

 

[Peter_Out]

I all the sudden want all the cheez whiz!!!! Like all of it!!!!

Oh, so that's the (in)famous American spray cheese?

I can't say I noticed what it said on the can, to be honest...

 

[Peter_Out]

Slightly, thank you. I was able to traverse the stairs without assistance and haven’t thrown up in about 29 hours, body temperature has mostly stabilized. Still feel very dizzy and lightheaded and can’t quite sit or stand up straight without swaying though. Aaand that’s probably more than you knew about me at all up to this point, thanks for asking, kind stranger!

I do try to be kind, and to be honest they don't come much stranger than me, so it sounds like you've got me bang to rights!

I'm pleased to read that you seem to be improving

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hello Shenanigang. I’ve been feeling like death since yesterday. I’m gonna need everyone to bang out a couple extra Os for me so the Shenanigang average doesn’t implode while I’m sick. Thanks and have fun

Edit: Hey! No sad faces needed here, just Os

 

[crazychemgirl]

As this year nears its end …. I would be remiss if I didn’t mention how much you all mean to me …


Which is what makes this so much harder.




It is with a heavy heart , that I have decided to leave Lit forever.


It’s just becoming too much of a time suck and my book reading has taken a drastic plunge. I only read 54 books this year all … I read almost 100 last year!!!




I know you will all do well without me and this thread will live on forever in my heart..

As will most of you.

I leave @OrdinaryPerson in charge.

Did any of you believe that??

Oh and my wish for you all in my absence is to strive for 1 orgasm a day!!!

When you cum, think of me.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

As this year nears its end …. I would be remiss if I didn’t mention how much you all mean to me …


Which is what makes this so much harder.




It is with a heavy heart , that I have decided to leave Lit forever.


It’s just becoming too much of a time suck and my book reading has taken a drastic plunge. I only read 54 books this year all … I read almost 100 last year!!!




I know you will all do well without me and this thread will live on forever in my heart..

As will most of you.

I leave @OrdinaryPerson in charge.

Did any of you believe that??

Oh and my wish for you all in my absence is to strive for 1 orgasm a day!!!

When you cum, think of me.

Are you drunk already?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are you drunk already?

I fucking wish. I’m still at work.

 

[SWR101]

I fucking wish. I’m still at work.

You say that like they’re mutually exclusive…

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Are you drunk already?

I’m just starting!!! Hooray for holiday weeks!