Sex & Shenanigans

[Apisto42]

Can you deep throat it?

Yours? Might take a bit of time, but I’m … up for the challenge.

 

[UnquietDreams]

This thread has taken a strange turn. I'm gonna go back to bed and see if it gets more or less weird by the time I wake up.

 

[UnquietDreams]

did anyone else click these and get disappointed.....I need caffeine....and hoping I wasn't the only one.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How did you get the template for my PMs to women?

But I didn't attach my dick pic?

 

[UnquietDreams]

But I didn't attach my dick pic?

Seen it.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Seen it.

But you never told me if you'd deep throat it?

 

[Apisto42]

But I didn't attach my dick pic?

You did, but my giant phone screen is too small to display the whole schlong.

 

[MissRadiant]

Seen it.

Lucky, I haven't.
(I may regret saying that now.)

 

[UnquietDreams]

But you never told me if you'd deep throat it?

If you asked nicely, I would probably try. I can deny you little.

I would fail, but I would try.

 

[Apisto42]

If you asked nicely, I would probably try. I can deny you little.

I would fail, but I would try.

Just do what you have a girl do, lay down supine on the bed and hang your head over. Let OP go to town.

 

[cactusjack0584]

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[Indie]

How did you get the template for my PMs to women?

She copied off me. Typical @OrdinaryPerson

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I had an idea to go back and find some of my favorite moments of 2024 on lit. It’s not a true Top 10 or nothing, I don’t like rankings and hierarchies. But these are moments I reflect and recall happily. Because quoting is a pain and I don’t know how to save drafts I’m gonna do half today and half tomorrow. Happy NYE^2 folks.

Ready?

This was the exact moment I knew we were gonna be friends. @MandaPandaa is steady.

Ahhhh, let me get out the body wash then……..

This one the start of one of my favorite random Sundays!

Who knew where this would go.

https://vocaroo.com/141JgbOwg1zS

When a random thing I said went from being random to being legendary. I died laughing the day of and laughed out loud again today.

Cum join @Bry1313 , @SalaciousMonkey22 , and I in our celebration zone...
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The best wankers ever.

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[MindYaBitness]

Can you deep throat it?

I was hoping someone would bring up donuts in the conversation!!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I was hoping someone would bring up donuts in the conversation!!!!

How’s the Donut Ho’s franchise plan going?

 

[MindYaBitness]

How’s the Donut Ho’s franchise plan going?

Excuse me, Sir! It's called Ho-Nuts...and I was going to get my license plate personalized to support my business, but my state won't approve it.

Me to the DMV...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Excuse me, Sir! It's called Ho-Nuts...and I was going to get my license plate personalized to support my business, but my state won't approve it.

Me to the DMV...

Sorry, I missed the memo. Gotta trick em, go with HohNvts

 

[MindYaBitness]

Sorry, I missed the memo. Gotta trick em, go with HohNvts

Subterfuge, I like it!

 

[37_ttej]

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Vincent Van D’oh.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I was hoping someone would bring up donuts in the conversation!!!!

I missed the donut demonstration, so it hasn't yet entered my Lit lexicon.

 

[dawn_of_night]

TNPXDC

I love a big ole 4 way. 5 way is a rarer preference

I'd fuck you hard for a 4 way beans, and a pair of chilli dogs....

 

[morelikeasong]

I'd fuck you hard for a 4 way beans, and a pair of chilli dogs....

Wait there are chili dogs? Count me in.
I’ll bring the coleslaw, onions, and mustard… trust me.