Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

Best TMI. I will thank you to not disregard or disparage my accomplishment!

I'm sloshed

Huh! Pretty much every time I find a new author whose work I like on here, I end up with rug burn

hope youre all having awonderful night

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don’t know. Why do YOU think I’m going to pull out a Rorschach Test?

*takes yet more notes*

Tell me about your relationship with your mother. Would you call it affectionate?

 

[SWR101]

Tell me about your relationship with your mother. Would you call it affectionate?

*laying on couch* yes, but appropriately, I knew I was loved and protected at home…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Tell me about your relationship with your mother. Would you call it affectionate?

This isn’t about me, I know I’m a good boy.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don’t know. Why do YOU think I’m going to pull out a Rorschach Test?

*takes yet more notes*

More importantly, where are you pulling it out of?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

This isn’t about me, I know I’m a good boy.

Are you sure?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

" Hey, that's not ink!"

They’re supposed to be stuck together like that! They came like that! From the factory!

 

[UnquietDreams]

This isn’t about me, I know I’m a good boy.

Interesting. A vere do you sink zis comes from?

 

[Indie]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you sure?

Yes

 

[Indie]

Yes

Narrator: He's not sure.

 

[MindYaBitness]

This isn’t about me, I know I’m a good boy.

And, your father, he was more authoritarian?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Narrator: He's not sure.

What is "sure?" How do you define "sure?"

 

[UnquietDreams]

They’re supposed to be stuck together like that! They came like that! From the factory!

The Factory? Is that what you are calling it now?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Narrator: He's not sure.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Interesting. A vere do you sink zis comes from?

Well, it all started with my mom…hey…wait a minnit!

 

[HeavyBalls]

Well, it all started with my mom…hey…wait a minnit!

Was there an issue with your potty training...?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The Factory? Is that what you are calling it now?

I mean I do call it the baby batter factory but one things got nothing to do with the other!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well, it all started with my mom…hey…wait a minnit!

Interesting Unt did zis cause friction vis you vatter? Anger, even?

Zis reminds me of a play ....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And, your father, he was more authoritarian?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well, it all started with my mom…hey…wait a minnit!

Was there an issue with your potty training...?

psycho-babble & CBT were the language of my youth. It was amazing how much of friend's behaviors I could predict just by knowing their "funny" potty training stories

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh, I've got issues, but daddy issues isn't on the list!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean I do call it the baby batter factory but one things got nothing to do with the other!

Fascinating. Had zexuality always been zo... industrial?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Fascinating. Had zexuality always been zo... industrial?

Nah, he preferred the more artistic, independent sole proprietors, for his baby batter deposits

 

[UnquietDreams]

psycho-babble & CBT were the language of my youth.

Classic BattleTech? Me too!