Sex & Shenanigans

[Sammysub07]

We’re supposed to get 3-5”? I’ve always been told that was plenty

3-5” is better than nada! I heard the impacts also depend on the strength if the storm!

 

[Bry1313]

We’re supposed to get 3-5”? I’ve always been told that was plenty

That’s fine but ultimately unsatisfying

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That’s fine but ultimately unsatisfying

It’s enough to play around in and make snowballs. Things get nice and slippery. How much more do you need?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

That’s fine but ultimately unsatisfying

It’s enough to play around in and make snowballs. Things get nice and slippery. How much more do you need?

Someone has been spoiled by @OrdinaryPerson’s 10”

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’d kill for those comic onomatopoeia PJs! I mean…um….I definitely haven’t killed for them yet…

Well, as long as you are not doing that, then be sure not to use the step-by-step instructions I gave @crazychemgirl for disposing of a body dealing with an annoying coworker.

Um...also? I am not a serial killer. I promise, cross this heart I have in my hand.

 

[LupineOne]

Same!


I’m waiting for hubby to come home so we can watch the latest Silo episode.

I’m on the first book in the trilogy, “Wool”. I’ll have to watch and see how the show compares.

 

[LupineOne]

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

That’s fine but ultimately unsatisfying

Slimy, yet satisfying?

 

[MissRadiant]

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And that narrowly avoids me, phew

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

And that narrowly avoids me, phew

Funny enough, we've had a real winter storm up here, and my spouse said 'we measured outside and looks to be about 9 inches' and I was a grown up and didn't make any kind of crass joke about it. I am very mature.

 

[Bbl87]

Funny enough, we've had a real winter storm up here, and my spouse said 'we measured outside and looks to be about 9 inches' and I was a grown up and didn't make any kind of crass joke about it. I am very mature.

 

[MissRadiant]

Funny enough, we've had a real winter storm up here, and my spouse said 'we measured outside and looks to be about 9 inches' and I was a grown up and didn't make any kind of crass joke about it. I am very mature.

Meanwhile, if there was a snowstorm in the south, I don't think 4 giant bottles of wine and Irish cream would be enough. That would be the only adult decision I would make.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Meanwhile, if there was a snowstorm in the south, I don't think 4 giant bottles of wine and Irish cream would be enough. That would be the only adult decision I would make.

I remember that time a few years back where Atlanta got a winter storm that dropped a couple inches of snow and absolutely everyone tried to drive out of the city all at once, leading to massive traffic issues and causing a bunch of people to just fuckin abandon their cars on the highway. It was kinda funny for us northerners

 

[Bbl87]

I remember that time a few years back where Atlanta got a winter storm that dropped a couple inches of snow and absolutely everyone tried to drive out of the city all at once, leading to massive traffic issues and causing a bunch of people to just fuckin abandon their cars on the highway. It was kinda funny for us northerners

I do remember that whole ordeal.

I can't be TOO critical, because I feel like the first major snow of the year up here, everyone has to relearn how to drive in the snow based on how many cars end up in the ditch.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

I do remember that whole ordeal.

I can't be TOO critical, because I feel like the first major snow of the year up here, everyone has to relearn how to drive in the snow based on how many cars end up in the ditch.

There are a ton of old people where I live. I'm used to feeling like nobody else on the road knows how tf to drive

 

[Bbl87]

There are a ton of old people where I live. I'm used to feeling like nobody else on the road knows how tf to drive

Definitely fair.

Driving in the snow has never bothered me. I've only ended up on the ditch once in my life, and it was on a rural road in the middle of nowhere where I nailed a huge drift across the road that came out of nowhere.

Outside of that, I'm either careful enough to manage or smart enough to avoid driving.

I'm never an asshole about it, but I do roll my eyes sometimes when the people I supervise "can't make it in" when I'm at the office already.

 

[LupineOne]

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Definitely fair.

Driving in the snow has never bothered me. I've only ended up on the ditch once in my life, and it was on a rural road in the middle of nowhere where I nailed a huge drift across the road that came out of nowhere.

Outside of that, I'm either careful enough to manage or smart enough to avoid driving.

I'm never an asshole about it, but I do roll my eyes sometimes when the people I supervise "can't make it in" when I'm at the office already.

Driving in the snow can be fun. Feels like one of those drifter race car movies but at 15mph. Wheeeeeeeee!

 

[MindYaBitness]

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That's me!!!

 

[MissRadiant]

That's me!!!

Me three!!!

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Driving in the snow can be fun. Feels like one of those drifter race car movies but at 15mph. Wheeeeeeeee!

Aaaaaaand now that I said wheeee I have this in my head

https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee

 

[Bbl87]

Driving in the snow can be fun. Feels like one of those drifter race car movies but at 15mph. Wheeeeeeeee!

Right?!? My wife gets kisses when I drift.

I'm always like, I'm just testing the road conditions!

 

[UnquietDreams]

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"Book bedroom?" I like it! A lot.

Would that make me libroubique?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Aaaaaaand now that I said wheeee I have this in my head

https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee

What in the fancy fuck did I just watch

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Right?!? My wife gets kisses when I drift.

I'm always like, I'm just testing the road conditions!

Maybe she needs to hold on for her life...hold on for her little...gonads and strife