Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Actual fucking facts.

Yeah it’s usually about 48 hours later

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Oh things got weird in here last night

Yeah, last night.

“Got”?!?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

“Got”?!?

Alright alright. I get it I should've known better

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not even dead horses are safe around here.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Happy Sunday, hoes!

 

[LostHorizon]

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I am so grateful not to have to make fine looking women laugh to get lucky with them.

They laugh at me despite my gorgeous good looks.

 

[LostHorizon]

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I don’t know… that wart growing on the bottom there is concerning…. WTF is that?

 

[MandaPandaa]

Of course, I've never known anyone to post something objectionable in this thread. Except @Bry1313 who introduced me to Salad Fingers here. It still gives me the heebie-jeebies!

Umm. The vagankle didn't bother you?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Who knew I could grow nostalgic for poop talk?

 

[MrMakersMark]

I'd just like to take a moment and give myself a little pat on the back for not posting a gif aimed at solving Monkey's nostalgic desire.

You've come a long way, kid.
Long, long way.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

“You’re such a dick that calling you just a dick doesn’t fully encapsulate what a dick you are. It’s more like if a prick had its own dick. You’d be the little prick hanging off a dick. A dick prick if you will.”

Are you salivating over there about her tiny prick?
I see you x

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Who knew I could grow nostalgic for poop talk?

Just because this song is currently playing on repeat in the Aussie household (the tiny humans are deep in to potty humor right now)

 

[MissRadiant]

Alright alright. I get it I should've known better

Only way to know is to learn the hard way.....now you know for next time....maybe.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Just because this song is currently playing on repeat in the Aussie household (the tiny humans are deep in to potty humor right now)

Bad news, they don't seem to outgrown it. At least, mine haven't.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Umm. The vagankle didn't bother you?

The vajankle was bothersome, but not new information. Salad Fingers was unexpected nightmare fuel!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

The vajankle was bothersome, but not new information. Salad Fingers was unexpected nightmare fuel!

Salad fingers??

Please, pray tell, everything.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I was going ask....

But again...I know me some me.
I need thumb cuffs.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Salad fingers??

Please, pray tell, everything.

It's this bizarre, surrealist cartoon, (currently @Bry1313 AV) that is like watching the inside of Salvidor Dali's mind, if he simultaneously was on meth and had heroine dreams.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Umm. The vagankle didn't bother you?

Vajanankle?

Did I miss that one?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just because this song is currently playing on repeat in the Aussie household (the tiny humans are deep in to potty humor right now)

The internet is a glorious place

 

[Bry1313]

The vajankle was bothersome, but not new information. Salad Fingers was unexpected nightmare fuel!

You are welcome. I’m here to bring enlightenment

 

[MandaPandaa]

Vajanankle?

Did I miss that one?

Click at your own risk.

https://www.drjasonwinters.com/blogs/psychology-of-sexuality/2015/04/07/the-vajankle

 

[crazychemgirl]

Click at your own risk.

https://www.drjasonwinters.com/blogs/psychology-of-sexuality/2015/04/07/the-vajankle

Oh that….. I think the vagina tattoos I posted were worse.


Or the ketchup milk with wiener straw.

 

[Blueeyes4u100]

Click at your own risk.

https://www.drjasonwinters.com/blogs/psychology-of-sexuality/2015/04/07/the-vajankle

Oh my ...... That is the oddest thing ever

 

[MrMakersMark]

It's this bizarre, surrealist cartoon, (currently @Bry1313 AV) that is like watching the inside of Salvidor Dali's mind, if he simultaneously was on meth and had heroine dreams.