Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just a bit envious of people who can actually fit inside a typical home bathtub without having to fold themselves like an Army tent.

I haven't had a bath since I was 16.

 

[ShaneoD]

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I'd have to go for 3, it's easy to romanticize snow but it's a bastard to drive on

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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3. Hands down. The other are wonderful too. But I could do 3 every day forever and be so very happy

 

[MrMakersMark]

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[BongoGal]

Just a bit envious of people who can actually fit inside a typical home bathtub without having to fold themselves like an Army tent.

I haven't had a bath since I was 16.

Our tub was huge. I can't even imagine how heavy it was.

Tubs have seemed kind of gross to me once I started thinking that I was sitting in me soup.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Our tub was huge. I can't even imagine how heavy it was.

Tubs have seemed kind of gross to me once I started thinking that I was sitting in me soup.

Mine have always seemed small to me.

If you are seated and eye-level with your knees...what's the point?

And then yeah..the soup.

New rule: Only dainty little Pandas should be in bathtubs. Even room for a rubber duckie.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

New rule: Only dainty little Pandas should be in bathtubs. Even room for a rubber duckie.

I'm not a dainty panda, but I definitely love baths. And rubber ducks. And bubbles. Can I still have baths?

 

[LupineOne]

I'm not a dainty panda, but I definitely love baths. And rubber ducks. And bubbles. Can I still have baths?

If it brings you comfort, why not? The world is too fast and judgmental. We have to slow down and tell it to fuck off once in a while

 

[MrMakersMark]

I'm not a dainty panda, but I definitely love baths. And rubber ducks. And bubbles. Can I still have baths?

Of course you can!
I don't make rules, I just say silly stuff.

A Woman in a bathtub is one of life's golden moments.

...

 

[cactusjack0584]

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Easily 1… as long as I don’t have to go to work the next day and shovel my driveway

 

[Qky75]

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I'm a 2 guy. Add fireworks and it's perfect

 

[MissRadiant]

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3 or 4

 

[MrMakersMark]

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I guess I am a 3.

 

[LostHorizon]

How many have you seen?

More than I care to admit to,

 

[LostHorizon]

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Where is the sunny but so fucking cold and windy that your testicles want to hide between your kidneys while your eyeballs freeze out of their sockets?

Which number is that?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

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2 - as long as it's long island iced tea!

 

[LostHorizon]

2 - as long as it's long island iced tea!

Long Island iced tea is good

Drinking iced tea on Long Island… that’s the best!

And nothing beats drinking your Long Island ice tea on Long Island!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Once again, advocating for the shower-bath-shower!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Once again, advocating for the shower-bath-shower!

Is there any other way to do it?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Is there any other way to do it?

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Depends on my partner....
But easily 3 .... 2 a close second choice....

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[LostHorizon]

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Volume 22!

That’s a lot of penile injury history!

 

[Qky75]

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Could you imagine the poor bloke assigned to write this journal?

Wallingford!!

Yes sir?

Another imbecile in the BCOF jammed his wanker into a Hoover....

That's 15 this week sir!?!

Prepare to take a memo....

 

[Wand3rlust]

Just a bit envious of people who can actually fit inside a typical home bathtub without having to fold themselves like an Army tent.

I haven't had a bath since I was 16.

*holds nose*