Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

I mean, especially if they are all boob related

I won’t go as far as to say I’ve got raisins… but I definitely don’t have tight grapes

 

[MindYaBitness]

I won’t go as far as to say I’ve got raisins… but I definitely don’t have tight grapes

Right? Mine are pretty freaking soft!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I won’t go as far as to say I’ve got raisins… but I definitely don’t have tight grapes

Right? Mine are pretty freaking soft!

I definitely think mine are more like cake then grapes or like dough after it's been proved. I think I am thinking too hard about this

 

[Qky75]

I won’t go as far as to say I’ve got raisins… but I definitely don’t have tight grapes

Right? Mine are pretty freaking soft!

No raisin. No grapes....... Baked brie covered in honey. Ply it with wine and spread it on a cracker lol

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

How much of a better look are you looking to get to find tightness "somewhere". Do I feel violated yet? No, I wanna see where this explanation goes

I don't know, I guess this is a 'look and feel' thing? It's an art, not a science!

Need some firm or very light cake. Nothing in between. Although, I'm sure you've already thought about it all

I mean, I'd almost go flourless chocolate? Something quite dense

 

[morelikeasong]

No raisin. No grapes....... Baked brie covered in honey. Ply it with wine and spread it on a cracker lol

Wait… now you’re slicing into them??

I’m not sure I like where this metaphor is going

 

[Qky75]

Wait… now you’re slicing into them??

I’m not sure I like where this metaphor is going

Dig in works lolol

Dive in? Eat up?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I definitely think mine are more like cake then grapes or like dough after it's been proved. I think I am thinking too hard about this

Oh my gosh, I was kneading dough for rolls for Christmas dinner, (and it was really good doughtoo, the gluton was really gotoning IYKWIM!), and couldn't help but wonder if boobs felt like that ...poor @Lmizzler , he gets the weirdest questions DM'd from me.

 

[Bry1313]

Why are people doing weird things to boobs today?

 

[MindYaBitness]

No raisin. No grapes....... Baked brie covered in honey. Ply it with wine and spread it on a cracker lol

I'm more likely to spread cake on my boobs than honey or cheese...Um, I mean honey. I wouldn't spead honey.

the shit I do to make my friends laugh

 

[Qky75]

I'm more likely to spread cake on my boobs than honey or cheese...Um, I mean honey. I wouldn't spead honey.

the shit I do to make my friends laugh

I'll be waiting. Lmao

 

[Lmizzler]

Oh my gosh, I was kneading dough for rolls for Christmas dinner, (and it was really good doughtoo, the gluton was really gotoning IYKWIM!), and couldn't help but wonder if boobs felt like that ...poor @Lmizzler , he gets the weirdest questions DM'd from me.

No one feels bad for me. Including me.

 

[Lmizzler]

All this talk about boobs and food is making me equal parts hungry and horny.

 

[Qky75]

All this talk about boobs and food is making me equal parts hungry and horny.

Horngry is almost worse than hangry

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Horngry is almost worse than hangry

Imagine that all blended together.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Wait… now you’re slicing into them??

I’m not sure I like where this metaphor is going

To be clear, I made a very veiled reference to biting, and then somewhere along the line, the knives came out? Different things all together. Violent motherfuckers here..

 

[Qky75]

Imagine that all blended together.

I call that Tuesday

 

[UnquietDreams]

So is really good sex.

Just sayin'...

Of late, I think I have had more experience with ghosts.

 

[BrendaBear]

Of late, I think I have had more experience with ghosts.

I warned you about hanging out in those shanghai tunnels. Sheesh!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh stars and garters! Food is food! Boobs are boobs! Both are fantastic, but y'alls metaphors are killing me!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Well shit... fucking cheese

https://ibb.co/5jhqCvF

 

[Chloe_Harper]

To be clear, I made a very veiled reference to biting, and then somewhere along the line, the knives came out? Different things all together. Violent motherfuckers here..

Very veiled?? I don't think it was as veiled as you think

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Very veiled?? I don't think it was as veiled as you think

Plausible deniability, sister.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Plausible deniability, sister.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just ask The Big Bad Wolf...