Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

You haven't??!?!

Nope....


Please

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nope....


Please

Have you ever seen/heard a road grinder? It's akin to that if it could intelligibly form words

 

[lavendersilk]

Vocal fry rant
https://voca.ro/13mUJuOaKGgA

https://voca.ro/18bZTrt1e3Iv

https://voca.ro/17naffhPGsu4

 

[LupineOne]

Me? Calmed down. I’m a permanent state of calm

Except when it’s my kids, hubby, work, slow drivers, slow walkers, no meds, no sleep, no sugar, need coffee, days ending in y….

I figured

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh, I certainly remember. I'm old, but I have a memory for some things.

Doesn't make me any less self conscious, though.

Well, I thought your voice was nice

 

[MindYaBitness]

!!!!!!!!!!!! when did you have your kids? Were you 7?

Yes, i was married at 3, had kids at 7, and retired at 15

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Yes, i was married at 3

Sad emoji

had kids at 7

Sad emoji x2

and retired at 15

Jealous emoji x10

 

[MindYaBitness]

Just give me a minute, I know it's around here somewhere...

Don't worry, I'll help you find it. I'm real subtle, too
*actuall footage of my subtlety
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOHl3NTliMmMzMWFseDhlbzdwcHNxM3BsOWFuZWhjbDFuNTZya2F3MiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/rDroB384ydCvK/giphy.gif

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Don't worry, I'll help you find it. I'm real subtle, too
*actuall footage of my subtlety
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOHl3NTliMmMzMWFseDhlbzdwcHNxM3BsOWFuZWhjbDFuNTZya2F3MiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/rDroB384ydCvK/giphy.gif

We joke about this, but in my experience getting communication from women about 'yes do that' or 'not there go deeper/less deep' or 'faster' or 'slower' or 'that's the wrong one' is incredibly difficult. Gimme feedback!

 

[lindi_85]

Way to dispel the “men couldn’t find the clitoris if their lives depended on it” stereotype!


A single “” reaction isn’t enough for the absolute perfection that is Stephen Fry’s voice


Seems like a good time to share this dude’s most metal haka faces and hair flips!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1267503585887236096

Ka rawe tēnā

 

[lindi_85]

We joke about this, but in my experience getting communication from women about 'yes do that' or 'not there go deeper/less deep' or 'faster' or 'slower' or 'that's the wrong one' is incredibly difficult. Gimme feedback!

I’ll take one for the team

 

[MindYaBitness]

We joke about this, but in my experience getting communication from women about 'yes do that' or 'not there go deeper/less deep' or 'faster' or 'slower' or 'that's the wrong one' is incredibly difficult. Gimme feedback!

Here's my feedback: Your with the wrong women. You've got to find a woman who is comfortable in her own skin, I think that when she likes herself& her body, she's not too afraid too say anything for fear that you won't like her.

My spouse is incredibly vanilla, but that's not for lack of clear communication on my part.

 

[vagrantx]

I haaaaaaate my voice though. I'll do finger chatting

I used to be super shy about my voice. Especially online. It's deep and fried and not very girlish. But @morelikeasong pushed me into speaking here, and that's since evolved into me singing and reciting poetry and trying to pronounce weird foreign words...

Start easy, say hi, baby steps

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I used to be super shy about my voice. Especially online. It's deep and fried and not very girlish. But @morelikeasong pushed me into speaking here, and that's since evolved into me singing and reciting poetry and trying to pronounce weird foreign words...

Start easy, say hi, baby steps

I've heard your singing before and it's objectively beautiful

 

[vagrantx]

I've heard your singing before and it's objectively beautiful

Welles, thank you, but as you'll come to realize self-perception and outside observation seldom align. Have to shift your point of view some way or the other

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Here's my feedback: You're with the wrong women

This has borne itself out

You've got to find a woman who is comfortable in her own skin, I think that when she likes herself& her body, she's not too afraid too say anything for fear that you won't like her.

You're wise beyond your years. Also, you're going to take the place of my favorite Lit therapist

 

[MindYaBitness]

I used to be super shy about my voice. Especially online. It's deep and fried and not very girlish. But @morelikeasong pushed me into speaking here, and that's since evolved into me singing and reciting poetry and trying to pronounce weird foreign words...

Start easy, say hi, baby steps

Seriously???? Your voice was meant for Dipsea/Quinn. You could make good money whispering naughty sweet nothings in people's ears!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

All this talk about loving certain types of sexy voices:
Forget trying to sound cute or worrying about others judging a vocal fry. Find you someone who will sit through episodes of classic Doctor Who with you coughing your lungs out while being so sick your throat is raw and you can barely speak

 

[vagrantx]

Seriously???? Your voice was meant for Dipsea/Quinn. You could make good money whispering naughty sweet nothings in people's ears!

https://i.gifer.com/755P.gif
m..m-mm-maybe some other day

 

[MindYaBitness]

Welles, thank you, but as you'll come to realize self-perception and outside observation seldom align. Have to shift your point of view some way or the other

You mean, others don't view me as the violent Care Bear I feel like inside?

 

[Bbl87]

We joke about this, but in my experience getting communication from women about 'yes do that' or 'not there go deeper/less deep' or 'faster' or 'slower' or 'that's the wrong one' is incredibly difficult. Gimme feedback!

Same.

"You should just know what I want.

I’ll take one for the team

Only one?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

"You should just know what I want."

^this^

Only one?

Right? That's a quitter's attitude

 

[SWR101]

So, I just dropped a Roomba on my foot, good times

 

[MindYaBitness]

Same.

"You should just know what I want.


Only one?

that only applies if I've told you what I want for my birthday gift. Not sex, not pleasure.

It is so difficult to quiet our minds sometimes, that we are barely able to figure out what feels good, because we're still tallying the grocery list, and trying to remember if the kid's science project is due tomorrow.

I wish more women took the time to educate themselves on their own bodies & minds. Apps like OMGyes, and books like Come as You Are, and Sex Points , can be priceless in the pursuit of connection, communication, and pleasure

 

[Bbl87]

that only applies if I've told you what I want for my birthday gift. Not sex, not pleasure.

It is so difficult to quiet our minds sometimes, that we are barely able to figure out what feels good, because we're still tallying the grocery list, and trying to remember if the kid's science project is due tomorrow.

I wish more women took the time to educate themselves on their own bodies & minds. Apps like OMGyes, and books like Come as You Are, and Sex Points , can be priceless in the pursuit of connection, communication, and pleasure

Agree with all of that. Just haven't been able to convince her.