Sex & Shenanigans

[lindi_85]

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. No, I don't think I could get off to that. That's a challenging wank if I've ever seen one. Years of drug abuse has wrecked my short term memory though and I could very easily find something else to get things back on track

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[lindi_85]

You're awake!!!!
(I also have absolutely no idea what time it is there ) But I'm excited anyway.

It’s almost 2pm Thursday
And hi! It’s been ages gf x

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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A little buzzed, but hey it's Friday, right?

 

[lindi_85]

A little buzzed, but hey it's Friday, right?

Good drugs huh

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It’s almost 2pm Thursday
And hi! It’s been ages gf x

My thumb hurts from clicking your emoji

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It’s almost 2pm Thursday
And hi! It’s been ages gf x

Thursday?!?! Are you Australia?

 

[lindi_85]

My thumb hurts from clicking your emoji

It’s a thing!
And I no longer utilise said thing
How will I hide shit now

 

[lindi_85]

Thursday?!?! Are you Australia?

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[lindi_85]

I feel so mean with the angry react

But honestly… Australian?!

 

[vagrantx]

'well' is such an ambiguous word. Does scrolling endlessly through my phone and fondling myself count?

Orson Welles, well known for his well regarded films and well ahead of his time, welled up with tears as Mrs Welles fell down a well.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I feel so mean with the angry react

But honestly… Australian?!

Time zones. How do they work?

Careful though, lindi, there's a somewhat decent amount of those upside down people on here

 

[LupineOne]

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You can thank @crazychemgirl for me sharing this nightmare fuel

So, if it’s an alternate universe clit, then it’s also an alternate universe me.
But in every universe, the clit is still, in essence, itself. Physical pleasure, fulfilling that basic need, is the goal.
Come (heh) at me all you want.
It’s alternate universe me, which means full sized direwolf whenever I bloody well choose. If revenge in the form of murder is part of that pleasure that needs fulfilled, good luck.
I have a feeling a canine tongue and gentle gripping teeth will take that right out of the equation anyway

 

[Bbl87]

No, its therapeutic fondling. He needs dick CPR after seeing that

I don't know what dick CPR entails. But I feel like it probably involves a mouth, so I'm possibly down for it...

Oh hi

Your emojis are broken!

You're awake!!!!
(I also have absolutely no idea what time it is there ) But I'm excited anyway.

Come on, that's essential knowledge! I've got it down to about science now, ha.

My thumb hurts from clicking your emoji

Same

Thursday?!?! Are you Australia?

Oh snap. You done gone done it...

 

[lindi_85]

Time zones. How do they work?

Careful though, lindi, there's a somewhat decent amount of those upside down people on here

Us Kiwis are pretty likeable though so

Aussies are like our older, cooler cousin.

 

[vagrantx]

Soft vocal fry kills me

Soft vocal Fry can pull

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[deefalttwunnyfor]

Us Kiwis are pretty likeable though so

Aussies are like our older, cooler cousin.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now I see what I did.
I knew the time had to match up a bit.
I've been to Christchurch. It was neat!

 

[lindi_85]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now I see what I did.
I knew the time had to match up a bit.
I've been to Christchurch. It was neat!

Psst: we’ve chatted before… I clearly made an impression . Or were you acting coy? Fuck

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Psst: we’ve chatted before… I clearly made an impression . Or were you acting coy? Fuck

Yeah, but that was a long time ago. It was a whole account ago

 

[MindYaBitness]

Us Kiwis are pretty likeable though so

Aussies are like our older, cooler cousin.

And, yet, they have no Haka or Hobbits. NZ for the win!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don't know what dick CPR entails. But I feel like it probably involves a mouth, so I'm possibly down for it...

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[Bbl87]

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I feel like I need a demonstration...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I feel like I need a demonstration...

 

[lindi_85]

And, yet, they have no Haka or Hobbits. NZ for the win!

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[dawn_of_night]

'well' is such an ambiguous word. Does scrolling endlessly through my phone and fondling myself count?

I think in this case "well" Is a timeframe ... Not an adjective....

 

[MindYaBitness]

I feel like I need a demonstration...

Sorry. That lollipop demo video's in the vault. I can send you step by step instructions if you'd like