OrdinaryPerson
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Sex & Shenanigans
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deefalttwunnyfor
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What pic?
OrdinaryPerson
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The scary clit
MindYaBitness
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No, its therapeutic fondling. He needs dick CPR after seeing that
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Oh hi
deefalttwunnyfor
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. No, I don't think I could get off to that. That's a challenging wank if I've ever seen one. Years of drug abuse has wrecked my short term memory though and I could very easily find something else to get things back on track
deefalttwunnyfor
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This is a way better answer. I'd like to change that bullshit above to this answer
OrdinaryPerson
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You're awake!!!!Oh hi
(I also have absolutely no idea what time it is there
) But I'm excited anyway.
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It’s almost 2pm ThursdayYou're awake!!!!
(I also have absolutely no idea what time it is there
And hi! It’s been ages gf x
deefalttwunnyfor
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A little buzzed, but hey it's Friday, right?
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Good drugs huh
OrdinaryPerson
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My thumb hurts from clicking your emojiIt’s almost 2pm Thursday
And hi! It’s been ages gf x
deefalttwunnyfor
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Thursday?!?! Are you Australia?It’s almost 2pm Thursday
And hi! It’s been ages gf x
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vagrantx
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Orson Welles, well known for his well regarded films and well ahead of his time, welled up with tears as Mrs Welles fell down a well.
deefalttwunnyfor
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Time zones. How do they work?I feel so mean with the angry react
But honestly… Australian?!
Careful though, lindi, there's a somewhat decent amount of those upside down people on here
LupineOne
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So, if it’s an alternate universe clit, then it’s also an alternate universe me.
But in every universe, the clit is still, in essence, itself. Physical pleasure, fulfilling that basic need, is the goal.
Come (heh) at me all you want.
It’s alternate universe me, which means full sized direwolf whenever I bloody well choose. If revenge in the form of murder is part of that pleasure that needs fulfilled, good luck.
I have a feeling a canine tongue and gentle gripping teeth will take that right out of the equation anyway
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I don't know what dick CPR entails. But I feel like it probably involves a mouth, so I'm possibly down for it...
Oh hi
Your emojis are broken!
You're awake!!!!
(I also have absolutely no idea what time it is there
Come on, that's essential knowledge! I've got it down to about science now, ha.
Same
Oh snap. You done gone done it...
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Us Kiwis are pretty likeable though so
Aussies are like our older, cooler cousin.
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deefalttwunnyfor
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now I see what I did.Us Kiwis are pretty likeable though so
Aussies are like our older, cooler cousin.
I knew the time had to match up a bit.
I've been to Christchurch. It was neat!
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