Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Just say everything out loud. It’s easier.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

@OrdinaryPerson have you hit your bird watching era?

@morelikeasong and I will wait for you

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@OrdinaryPerson have you hit your bird watching era?

@morelikeasong and I will wait for you

Have you seen this movie?

 

[lavendersilk]

@OrdinaryPerson have you hit your bird watching era?

@morelikeasong and I will wait for you

I like to watch birds too. Wait... what are we talking about?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I like to watch birds too. Wait... what are we talking about?

Did you get hung up on the word "rump"?
Me too girl, me too

 

[Qky75]

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Maybe she wants to eat you

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Repost but I don’t care… still funny.

You mean I can't call her by her formal title Crown Princess Boudicca Brunhilda von Alfredsbain?

 

[Bry1313]

Maybe she wants to eat you

Highly likely here

 

[lavendersilk]

@OrdinaryPerson have you hit your bird watching era?

@morelikeasong and I will wait for you

 

[SWR101]

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My best friend and his wife took up birdwatching in their mid-30’a a part of me died with him…

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You convinced me. Let's go find some Great Tits and American Woodpeckers together

 

[crazychemgirl]

Maybe she wants to eat you

Isn’t it weird that we refer to oral sex on women as “eating them out” …??


Like what??


I think I actually find that the most unsexy way to describe it.

 

[Bry1313]

You convinced me. Let's go find some Great Tits and American Woodpeckers together

Woodpeckers often make appearances over the lunch hour, that’s the best time for viewing

 

[crazychemgirl]

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why did this make me laugh?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Woodpeckers often make appearances over the lunch hour, that’s the best time for viewing

I have concerns if you’re feeding woodpeckers on your lunch hour.

 

[Bry1313]

I have concerns if you’re feeding woodpeckers on your lunch hour.

Who says feeding, just more documenting.

 

[vagrantx]

I have concerns if you’re feeding woodpeckers on your lunch hour.

Feeding woodpeckers? What, do you just... pelt them with logs?

 

[SWR101]

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why did this make me laugh?

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[lavendersilk]

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why did this make me laugh?

I'm traumatized.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Feeding woodpeckers? What, do you just... pelt them with logs?

I read that as “pet” them with logs and my brain short circuited.

 

[Qky75]

Isn’t it weird that we refer to oral sex on women as “eating them out” …??


Like what??


I think I actually find that the most unsexy way to describe it.

Slurp glarb smack sounds less appealing

 

[crazychemgirl]

Slurp glarb smack sounds less appealing

Well it’s more just licking and sucking…

Otherwise you’re doing it wrong.

 

[lavendersilk]

Well it’s more just licking and sucking…

Otherwise you’re doing it wrong.

So... don't motorboat down there? *takes notes*

 

[crazychemgirl]

So... don't motorboat down there? *takes notes*

I mean… it’s been done. But it’s more of a …

“having fun with sex” moment

.. than a

“I’m trying to get you to orgasm” moment


At least… in my experience .. and you can trust me. I was a ho