Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

I mean… it’s been done. But it’s more of a …

“having fun with sex” moment

.. than a

“I’m trying to get you to orgasm” moment


At least… in my experience .. and you can trust me. I was a ho

I trust you. I wasn't.

 

[Qky75]

Well it’s more just licking and sucking…

Otherwise you’re doing it wrong.

Isn't that what most guys think it's called?

"You're doing it wrong"

 

[Bry1313]

I trust you. I wasn't.

*stares*

 

[Wand3rlust]

*stares*

"You're doing it wrong"

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Isn’t it weird that we refer to oral sex on women as “eating them out” …??


Like what??


I think I actually find that the most unsexy way to describe it.

I feel like there’s about a 22% chance you said this to someone as they were doing it. Poorly.

 

[lavendersilk]

I mean… it’s been done.

Trust me. I know.

 

[tristantrotsky]

Isn’t it weird that we refer to oral sex on women as “eating them out” …??
Like what??
I think I actually find that the most unsexy way to describe it.

I prefer the term licking-pussy.
I also adore licking pussy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I feel like there’s about a 22% chance you said this to someone as they were doing it. Poorly.

Well if you’re not gonna get me off then you’re just down there wasting my time.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I prefer the term licking-pussy.
I also adore licking pussy.

You and 75% of the rest of the population.

 

[tristantrotsky]

You and 75% of the rest of the population.

I'm proud to be included in that percentage.

 

[crazychemgirl]

"You're doing it wrong"

I feel like you could say that to about 99.9% of things @Bry1313 posts on here and it would also be accurate.

 

[Treeview]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/MZiqcOmikf3VMVRhBs/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91do4seh3i2wn10cbhbtnbf8rkwr0nh7dx8r9voes3&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Look….a city-size Hammond Leslie

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm proud to be included in that percentage.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Look….a city-size Hammond Leslie

I don’t understand this reference and I’m not interested enough to google it.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I feel like you could say that to about 99.9% of things @Bry1313 posts on here and it would also be accurate.

You're so kind to him. He really IS your friend...

 

[Bry1313]

I feel like you could say that to about 99.9% of things @Bry1313 posts on here and it would also be accurate.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/sdAYbcf_uT4AAAAC/mean-people-rude.gif

 

[LostHorizon]

Isn’t it weird that we refer to oral sex on women as “eating them out” …??


Like what??


I think I actually find that the most unsexy way to describe it.

I say either “making out with” or “French kissing” because that is really what it is.

 

[dawn_of_night]

t least… in my experience .. and you can trust me. I was a ho

Happy....

 

[dawn_of_night]

So.... Why is it called giving head??

 

[crazychemgirl]

I say either “making out with” or “French kissing” because that is really what it is.

I mean… yes… but still. I’d probably throat punch a dude who said,


“I wanna French kiss your cooter”

 

[kinkincguy]

So.... Why is it called giving head??

No clue

 

[MrMakersMark]

I say either “making out with” or “French kissing” because that is really what it is.

To be fair, cunnilingus sounds like a spore found growing between 2 pieces of gum in close contact under a set of bleachers.

But, yes...we should have never introduced "eating" into the fray.

 

[SWR101]

So.... Why is it called giving head??

I mean… yes… but still. I’d probably throat punch a dude who said,


“I wanna French kiss your cooter”

I propose we just go back to formal terminology
“Fellatio” and “cunnilingus”

 

[Treeview]

Look….a city-size Hammond Leslie

LOL

Rock n Rollers will get it right off

A guy with last name Leslie mounted a speaker on a rotating plate and connected it to his Hammond organ for a unique pulsing sound. Everyone over the age of eighty knows the sound but not where it’s from

 

[Qky75]

I mean… yes… but still. I’d probably throat punch a dude who said,


“I wanna French kiss your cooter”

The cooter part does change the tone lmao