Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

To be fair, cunnilingus sounds like a spore found growing between 2 pieces of gum in close contact under a set of bleachers.

But, yes...we should have never introduced "eating" into the fray.

This … SO MUCH THIS!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

LOL

Rock n Rollers will get it right off

A guy with last name Leslie mounted a speaker on a rotating plate and connected it to his Hammond organ for a unique pulsing sound. Everyone over the age of eighty knows the sound but not where it’s from

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well if you’re not gonna get me off then you’re just down there wasting my time.

Deep thoughts by Jane Handy (since your tongue is fucking useless)

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Unrelated to oral sex… This reminds me of yesterday here…

 

[crazychemgirl]

The cooter part does change the tone lmao

Possibly.

I was trying to think of the most unsexy way to refer to a vagina in the context of French kissing.

 

[Qky75]

I mean… yes… but still. I’d probably throat punch a dude who said,


“I wanna French kiss your cooter

 

[crazychemgirl]

Unrelated to oral sex… This reminds me of yesterday here…
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On an unrelated note … I ate iced chocolate bites today that looked like cum covered chocolate balls.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Unrelated to oral sex… This reminds me of yesterday here…
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Can’t stop won’t stop @morelikeasong

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I prefer the term licking-pussy.
I also adore licking pussy.

Whoa! Check out Hugh Hefner over here.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

On an unrelated note … I ate iced chocolate bites today that looked like cum covered chocolate balls.

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[crazychemgirl]

Can’t stop won’t stop @morelikeasong

You really should stop splooging all over @morelikeasong … she’s gonna need so many showers.



**** I retract that statement above if she takes shower photos

 

[dawn_of_night]

I propose we just go back to formal terminology
“Fellatio” and “cunnilingus”

Hmmm...
You're so sexy when you talk formally to my labido

 

[tristantrotsky]

Whoa! Check out Hugh Hefner over here.

I don't exploit women. In fact, I'm quite content for them to exploit me.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I don't exploit women. In fact, I'm quite content for them to exploit me.

Cool. That was actually my next question.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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All I could think of while eating these:




They were hella good though.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don't exploit women. In fact, I'm quite content for them to exploit me.

 

[tristantrotsky]

Cool. That was actually my next question.

Feel free...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You really should stop splooging all over @morelikeasong … she’s gonna need so many showers.

I merely do as she asks. I’m really, well victim isn’t the right word, stooge sounds…well..too rhymey…lackey…no…too easy. Uhmm servant. I’m merely a servant.

 

[tristantrotsky]

You will always have a place sitting on my face, CrazyChemGirl...

 

[crazychemgirl]

You will always have a place sitting on my face, CrazyChemGirl...

ew.


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[Deleted member 6592667]

Feel free...

I'm good.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I merely do as she asks. I’m really, well victim isn’t the right word, stooge sounds…well..too rhymey…lackey…no…too easy. Uhmm servant. I’m merely a servant.

Oooh … does that mean you do tricks?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oooh … does that mean you do tricks?

No, that’s a jester

 

[SWR101]

Hmmm...
You're so sexy when you talk formally to my labido

Rawr

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No, that’s a jester

Or a harlequin