Sex & Shenanigans

[MrMakersMark]

Did you know that there's mouse that co-evolved with scorpions, and they eat the scorpions and the venom is actually pain, relieving to them as a result!

I had to look this up.
Those mice are no joke and the sort we are glad are tiny. If they were bobcat sized, they'd have to have been extincted.

Them or us.

Smh.

 

[Qky75]

No, silly. He doesnt speak.

Just gets right in there to business don't he

 

[dawn_of_night]

Alright friends, I'm going in for surgery tomorrow and the pre-operative panic is setting in... Help me take my mind off it

 

[MrMakersMark]

Need we understand it?

Kind've?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm getting new hardware, yeah.. Titanium

Ppplllease. Please please... Share the pictures....
If you can...
I love x ray porn...

 

[MindYaBitness]

I had to look this up.
Those mice are no joke and the sort we are glad are tiny. If they were bobcat sized, they'd have to have been extincted.

Them or us.

Smh.

Grasshopper mice are the chihuahua of mice

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Just gets right in there to business don't he

I guess he could learn ASL. Who am I to hold him back from reaching his greatest potential? I'm not the American government.

Too soon?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Flash back to my 10 year old daughter. It was time for 'the talk'
Naturally, I agreed with mom to take the first run at it woman-to -woman. I came home as the discussion was wrapping up. Apparently, she ewwed and asked questions and everything was going well....enter the dad
I knew how much she was into biology and animals....so my contribution? "And that is how all mammals procreate..." At this, this moment was when she screwed her face up. "But daddy, whales are mammals. How does THAT work?' Mom looking at me with death, "yeah daddy....how does that work? Go ahead...."

Sadly, I have seen my share of nature videos...including whales...and this began the finer points of whale sex with a 10 year old.

Dads are so sexy ...

 

[Qky75]

I guess he could learn ASL. Who am I to hold him back from reaching his greatest potential? I'm not the American government.

Too soon?

I've done so well leaving my bitterness off threads..
Don't bait me

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ppplllease. Please please... Share the pictures....
If you can...
I love x ray porn...

Deal

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I've done so well leaving my bitterness off threads..
Don't bait me

You're safe for tonight.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Is that what you call my vag now?

Oh absolutely, darlin Sweet like Skittles

 

[dawn_of_night]

I've done so well leaving my bitterness off threads..
Don't bait me

I'll .... Bate, you if you want....

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dads are so sexy ...

Word.
Men who have the dad game down are hot as hell.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Word.
Men who have the dad game down are hot as hell.

Does cat dad game count? Cuz call me Peter Criss.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

To be fair, whale mating is fascinating

https://www.scientificamerican.com/...ed-for-the-first-time-ever-between-two-males/

Fucking knew it. Kinky bastards.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Does cat dad game count? Cuz call me Peter Criss.

Not even close. It's a different ballgame entirely.

 

[Qky75]

Not even close. It's a different ballgame entirely.

....yarn ball

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Not even close. It's a different ballgame entirely.

Wait, now we're also playing a ballgame? You always know how to keep me on my toes.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

....yarn ball

Laser!

*Launches at wall*

And.....


*THUD*

(Got it!)

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Wait, now we're also playing a ballgame? You always know how to keep me on my toes.

I have to outsmart toddlers those fuckers are shifty

 

[Qky75]

Laser!

*Lanches at wall*

And.....


*THUD*

(Got it!)

I feel so sadistic but she keeps doing it....I call it karma for looking at me most of the time like I'm the litter underneath her claws....hah! Opposable thumbs and prefrontal cortex for the win!!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I feel so sadistic but she keeps doing it....I call it karma for looking at me most of the time like I'm the litter underneath her claws....hah! Opposable thumbs and prefrontal cortex for the win!!

I had a BITCH of a cat growing up. Snow White Persian. Full of attitude. Would swipe at people as they walked past for entertainment. I miss her.

 

[Qky75]

I had a BITCH of a cat growing up. Snow White Persian. Full of attitude. Would swipe at people as they walked past for entertainment. I miss her.

I had a step grannie like that.... bless her heart - all 4'11" of piss and venom

 

[sexymanfun]

lol, I am well versed in the mating habits of a vast variety of animals. Who do you think helped @deefalttwunnyfor get certified as an official hornithologist

https://media.tenor.com/Sk388iM0EIIAAAAM/bird-funny.gif