Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Now … should I … or shouldn’t I … do a 7000 page S&S awards?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I could come up with some wild shit to throw on a mock personal ad.

But in my wisdom I've learned restraint.

I've definitely thought of writing a toungue in cheek personal ad, based on the best of the worst messages I've gotten. However, I thought better of it, because I've noticed a lot of guys here are tone deaf and I don't actually want an inbox full of dicks and awkward messages

 

[MrMakersMark]

I've definitely thought of writing a toungue in cheek personal ad, based on the best of the worst messages I've gotten. However, I thought better of it, because I've noticed a lot of guys here are tone deaf and I don't actually want an inbox full of dicks and awkward messages

I'd laugh. Bank on that.

In my case? I don't get messages so my own verbal illustrations would be delightfully untethered from culture, social morays and common sense.

Right into the idiot-ditch I would fecklessly drag you all.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

I've definitely thought of writing a toungue in cheek personal ad, based on the best of the worst messages I've gotten. However, I thought better of it, because I've noticed a lot of guys here are tone deaf and I don't actually want an inbox full of dicks and awkward messages

https://gifdb.com/images/high/my-bad-chris-pratt-eoimen35gcmf67ke.gif

 

[dawn_of_night]

Except that… I don’t think of y’all as strangers… and I don’t even try to pretend to have my shit together

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Missin' you in my bed right now.......
You beautiful shit for strangers on the Internet day.....



I Mean, hi, babygirl

 

[dawn_of_night]

I just don’t play, im a terrible liar so I have a terrible face

Your face is beautiful whenever, you want to play it....

 

[EricaAnna]

Totally random Final Fantasy gif!!!!
https://64.media.tumblr.com/182d93128dee48ee9e8b53575aee7d49/fbf9b5cf7c8eeb25-e0/s540x810/9c10089b332cf0b1860294614bee33f60f7dcdc3.gifv

 

[dawn_of_night]

We’re just a wholesome, odd, bunch

Yea.... There's not many people I'd get my dick out for....

 

[dawn_of_night]

They’ve been around since the early 2000’s…

Mmhm....
Our Son listened to them before he found kiss and AC/DC.... He'll be 21 this fall

 

[Qky75]

Chocolate covered strawberry?

I know I know, I went there

Cough cough

 

[MrMakersMark]

Productivity beckons.

 

[Qky75]

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This band just got advertised to me. And I don’t know anything at all about them…but they’re…a comedy band right? They can’t be serious…they can’t. Can they?

They were a thing for a while ...but long ago..

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

They were a thing for a while ...but long ago..

Define “thing”? With whom? Where? In comedy clubs?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

What's with this hot boy anal thing always happening without me? It's like you're a basketball coach who says "Michael Jordan? Psshhh. We don't need star players that know how to win!"

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've definitely thought of writing a toungue in cheek personal ad, based on the best of the worst messages I've gotten. However, I thought better of it, because I've noticed a lot of guys here are tone deaf and I don't actually want an inbox full of dicks and awkward messages

https://media1.giphy.com/media/yUrUb9fYz6x7a/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91jdxqrmtrbyk3p2bycs8wiv8zdh0pdgxfockv5xxo&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

“MAKE IT STOP!!”

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Wooooo free chicken!!!

I had a fleeting moment that this student might just be trying to poison us. But he was eating it too. And if it is my time to shuffle off this mortal coil I can't think of a more on-brand exit than "died from over-enthusiasm for fried chicken."

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I've definitely thought of writing a toungue in cheek personal ad, based on the best of the worst messages I've gotten. However, I thought better of it, because I've noticed a lot of guys here are tone deaf and I don't actually want an inbox full of dicks and awkward messages

Yes you do.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What's with this hot boy anal thing always happening without me? It's like you're a basketball coach who says "Michael Jordan? Psshhh. We don't need star players that know how to win!"

File a complaint with @StillRain

 

[crazychemgirl]

I had a fleeting moment that this student might just be trying to poison us. But he was eating it too. And if it is my time to shuffle off this mortal coil I can't think of a more on-brand exit than "died from over-enthusiasm for fried chicken."

I mean, there are definitely worse ways to go.

 

[MindYaBitness]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/yUrUb9fYz6x7a/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91jdxqrmtrbyk3p2bycs8wiv8zdh0pdgxfockv5xxo&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

“MAKE IT STOP!!”

So, I see you were around for dick pic judging thread?

 

[SWR101]

I mean, there are definitely worse ways to go.

Like this?

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/601/623/361.gif

 

[Qky75]

Define “thing”? With whom? Where? In comedy clubs?

I get it. Anything targeting the religious demographic is an easy target for a joke but :


Monster garnered over 2.6 million sales. It was certified 3× Platinum by the RIAA by 2019.

https://musicrow.com/2019/10/skillet-receives-riaa-plaques-for-monster-and-hero/


But I do understand because you haven't heard of it why the group loses validity.

 

[SWR101]

So, I see you were around for dick pic judging thread?

I legit felt bad for you ladies on round two

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yes you do.

No, really, it's okay. I've got more than enough for the data set needed for my dissertation

 

[LupineOne]

I can’t stop yawning, my head hurts, and my body is trying to die.

I need ibeuprofen and a solid 12 hours of sleep.