Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

I feel like beaver would be incredibly gamey and kind of tough.

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[crazychemgirl]

If the orange teeth on that unshaved one was any indication.....

I spent a lot of time in Minnesota. I remember the beaver looking much better kept than that.

If the beaver has teeth …..



Nope. I’m not going there today.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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You’re the toughest girl I know ….


So … accurate?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Do you want some?

No - I absolutely do not want beaver... nuisance or otherwise!

Also - the line in the statute? "human consumption of a retained beaver"

 

[MindYaBitness]

@MindYaBitness always being the helpful perv she is. Bless her

I do what I can

 

[crazychemgirl]

No - I absolutely do not want beaver... nuisance or otherwise!

Also - the line in the statute? "human consumption of a retained beaver"

As opposed to an unretained beaver?

 

[MindYaBitness]

As opposed to an unretained beaver?

Can you retain a Beaver, like you retain a lawyer?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Well, according to the news article... it tastes like beef
I do not have first hand experience with this...

That's odd.
Seems to me if Beaver tasted like steak, I would remember that.

...

No way.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Because I know @Bry1313 will appreciate this.

 

[SWR101]

Can you retain a Beaver, like you retain a lawyer?

So, uh, how does one do this… AFAF…

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

As opposed to an unretained beaver?

So, from what I understand is this statute ONLY includes nuisance beavers that you trap on your property... which means it HAS to be retained??? This article has got to be the absolute dumbest thing I've ever read.
My question is... is it legal to eat a beaver that ISN'T a nuisance... like, can I just go pluck a cute little beaver that's minding it's own business and eat it???

 

[SWR101]

Because I know @Bry1313 will appreciate this.

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Thats premeditated murder …

 

[MrMakersMark]

Can you retain a Beaver, like you retain a lawyer?

Ummm.
I think so?

 

[MindYaBitness]

So, uh, how does one do this… AFAF…

I believe that all wildlife are independent contractors, so I think you have to negotiate directly with your preferred Beaver

 

[crazychemgirl]

But better question …. Can you retrain a beaver?

Maybe that’ll solve the problem of nuisance beavers.

 

[MindYaBitness]

But better question …. Can you retrain a beaver?

Maybe that’ll solve the problem of nuisance beavers.

I have renegotiate with mine every 4 weeks

 

[SWR101]

But better question …. Can you retrain a beaver?

Maybe that’ll solve the problem of nuisance beavers.

I think you know the answer to that better than me…

 

[MrMakersMark]

But better question …. Can you retrain a beaver?

Maybe that’ll solve the problem of nuisance beavers.

Now you are talking!
I like where your head is going.
Start with teaching it the ole' "slap the mushroom", por favor.

 

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[NakedStoryLover]

I have renegotiate with mine every 4 weeks

Is that the standard period?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Is that the standard period?

 

[Qky75]

No - I absolutely do not want beaver... nuisance or otherwise!

Also - the line in the statute? "human consumption of a retained beaver"

Well obviously consent is key. Eating a restrained beaver is illegal in all 50 states

 

[Qky75]

But better question …. Can you retrain a beaver?

Maybe that’ll solve the problem of nuisance beavers.

Absolutely impossible to retrain beaver. You have to dangle shiny things in front of it and tell it they're pretty and make them believe being eaten is their idea.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well obviously consent is key. Eating a restrained beaver is illegal in all 50 states

What if the beaver consented to being restrained?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Absolutely impossible to retrain beaver. You have to dangle shiny things in front of it and tell it they're pretty and make them believe being eaten is their idea.

Is that like fish?