Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

What if the beaver consented to being restrained?

. Dam

 

[SWR101]

Is that like fish?

At least some people think it is…

 

[Qky75]

Is that like fish?

Don't go there q ....don't do it

 

[MrMakersMark]

Well obviously consent is key. Eating a restrained beaver is illegal in all 50 states

Just wild guessing, but one would have to assume Beaver is not alone regarding this statute.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Dang it, I told you to stop sticking your dick in the scanner!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have renegotiate with mine every 4 weeks

4 weeks?!!

I need a better beaver lawyer

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dang it, I told you to stop sticking your dick in the scanner!

He’s trying to copy it to send to all the ladies of Lit

 

[MindYaBitness]

4 weeks?!!

Yeah, she becomes a nuisance and must renegotiated with. She sees the wax pot and gets a little unruly!

 

[crazychemgirl]

At least some people think it is…

smells like fish
tastes like chicken
plug my nose and keep on lickin

 

[Qky75]

Just wild guessing, but one would have to assume Beaver is not alone regarding this statute.

Well ...from what I understand brown starfish are treated unilaterally as well as lizards but I think no means no

 

[dawn_of_night]

I legit felt bad for you ladies on round two

What about round 1?

Also...

Thanks for laughing at my dick.... Joke.

 

[SWR101]

What about round 1?

Also...

Thanks for laughing at my dick.... Joke.

Round 1 appeared way more civilized, almost invitation only… round 2 was gen pop…

 

[crazychemgirl]

RULES OF SHENANIGANS


Consent is sexy
The butt is a vacuum
Always click on emojis

 

[MindYaBitness]

smells like fish
tastes like chicken
plug my nose and keep on lickin

People, use Lume!, no scent at all!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok … question for all.

What is the strangest animal you’ve ever eaten.


In this regard I’m boring…. I’ve eaten Mako shark.

 

[crazychemgirl]

People, use Lume!, no scent at all!

I’m trying to buy strictly Canadian products … none of your dirty American things. TYVM.

unless it is produced in a blue state… then it’s ok.

 

[Qky75]

Ok … question for all.

What is the strangest animal you’ve ever eaten.


In this regard I’m boring…. I’ve just eaten Mako shark.

Dog....no I didn't know beforehand

Squirrel, racoon, rabbit, rattlesnake, opossum, dolphin - not Flipper, turtle, eel, squid, octopus.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m trying to buy strictly Canadian products … none of your dirty American things. TYVM.

unless it is produced in a blue state… then it’s ok.

I have no idea where it's produced, but I love the stuff. I use the bar soap & body deodorant, and it's the best thing ever!!!!!

 

[Qky75]

I have no idea where it's produced, but I love the stuff. I use the bar soap & body deodorant, and it's the best thing ever!!!!!

What happens when it comes back brown? You just wipe it off?

 

[crazychemgirl]

What happens when it comes back brown? You just wipe it off?

I think that means you used too much spray tan.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m trying to buy strictly Canadian products … none of your dirty American things. TYVM.

unless it is produced in a blue state… then it’s ok.

scratch that, looks like it's produced in the US & Canada!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I think that means you used too much spray tan.

We can only hope. Did you see the TikTok of the guy defending skid marks?

 

[Qky75]

scratch that, looks like it's produced in the US & Canada!

So....some of the employees get better benefits and quality of living?

 

[MindYaBitness]

So....some of the employees get better benefits and quality of living?

uh huh, and as much poutine as they can eat!

 

[Qky75]

uh huh, and as much poutine as they can eat!

Mmmmm poutine n poontang. 2 examples of things Canada just does better.