Sex & Shenanigans

[MrMakersMark]

RULES OF SHENANIGANS


Consent is sexy
The butt is a vacuum
Always click on emojis

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ok … question for all.

What is the strangest animal you’ve ever eaten.


In this regard I’m boring…. I’ve eaten Mako shark.

Buffalo, Black Bear, Wild Duck/Geese, Rattlesnake, Alligator, Buffalo, I'm sure there's more, but that's what I can think of right now

 

[crazychemgirl]

I want to make a wildlife rescue and have a ton of Trash Pandas and Possums

This is why I love you.

 

[Qky75]

Buffalo, Black Bear, Wild Duck/Geese, Rattlesnake, Alligator, Buffalo, I'm sure there's more, but that's what I can think of right now

Bison or buffalo? Bison is deeeelicios and I don't think of it as weird. I forgot gator I liked that too.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Dang it, I told you to stop sticking your dick in the scanner!

You're not the boss of me!

(And neither is HR.)

 

[MindYaBitness]

Bison or buffalo? Bison is deeeelicios and I don't think of it as weird. I forgot gator I liked that too.

Must be Bison, I'm a basic bitch and still call them buffalo

 

[SWR101]

Bison or buffalo? Bison is deeeelicios and I don't think of it as weird. I forgot gator I liked that too.

Gator is delicious

 

[MindYaBitness]

You're not the boss of me!

(And neither is HR.)

I would love to see the HR chat about that, and you whip out a doctor's note "NRJ must be allowed to stick his penis in the printer as part of his anxiety relief plan"

 

[Qky75]

You're not the boss of me!

(And neither is HR.)

Thanks for that earworm

 

[LupineOne]

WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE EATING TRASH PANDAS?!!!

Because they’re savage and destructive.
I once came home at 2 am in summer and realized I forgot to close up my chickens.
It was a bloodbath. Six of my fourteen chickens were dead, two dragged off outside to be eaten based on blood trails, raccoon fur in the main puddles where they fought.
Two more were so ripped up I had to put them out of their misery.

Raccoons end up trapped, humanely disposed of, and fed to the coyotes in this wolf’s woods.

 

[MrMakersMark]

What happens when it comes back brown? You just wipe it off?

 

[Qky75]

Because they’re savage and destructive.
I once came home at 2 am in summer and realized I forgot to close up my chickens.
It was a bloodbath. Six of my fourteen chickens were dead, two dragged off outside to be eaten based on blood trails, raccoon fur in the main puddles where they fought.
Two more were so ripped up I had to put them out of their misery.

Raccoons end up trapped, humanely disposed of, and fed to the coyotes in this wolf’s woods.

Thanks! Just switched from Malcoms song to the circle of Life....

 

[Bry1313]

But better question …. Can you retrain a beaver?

Maybe that’ll solve the problem of nuisance beavers.

So many nuisance beavers around here

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I would love to see the HR chat about that, and you whip out a doctor's note "NRJ must be allowed to stick his penis in the printer as part of his anxiety relief plan"

TX will probably outlaw any and all sex toys in the near future. Gonna have to make due somehow.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Because they’re savage and destructive.
I once came home at 2 am in summer and realized I forgot to close up my chickens.
It was a bloodbath. Six of my fourteen chickens were dead, two dragged off outside to be eaten based on blood trails, raccoon fur in the main puddles where they fought.
Two more were so ripped up I had to put them out of their misery.

Raccoons end up trapped, humanely disposed of, and fed to the coyotes in this wolf’s woods.

Chickens are stupid … and delicious.

 

[SWR101]

Chickens are stupid … and delicious.

Also true, but they are great at eradicating bugs and pests in your yard, and minimal cost eggs

 

[crazychemgirl]

Raccoons ate all our chickens too … I still prefer raccoons.

 

[Bry1313]

Weirdest meat is probably gator or moose. For those saying Bison, that’s a pretty basic Midwest meat, those ranches are everywhere now

 

[SWR101]

Weirdest meat is probably gator or moose. For those saying Bison, that’s a pretty basic Midwest meat, those ranches are everywhere now

And gator is pretty common down here in da bayou, gator farms is a ding down here

 

[crazychemgirl]

And gator is pretty common down here in da bayou, gator farms is a ding down here

I definitely will try it if I ever end up in the southeast ….

I will not try frogs legs.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also true, but they are great at eradicating bugs and pests in your yard, and minimal cost eggs

I mean, yes… chickens have their benefits for sure.


I’m still just pro-raccoon.


Also … bats do a really great job of eating bugs.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Chickens are stupid … and delicious.

My favorite farm animal.
They are just cathartic to watch.


And yes, they are extraordinarily dumb. Or just oblivious to the whole thing happenning around them.

 

[SWR101]

I definitely will try it if I ever end up in the southeast ….

I will not try frogs legs.

Frog legs are like tiny drum sticks, honestly. If you weren’t told they were frog legs you might not even notice, especially if their fried

 

[Bry1313]

I definitely will try it if I ever end up in the southeast ….

I will not try frogs legs.

Pssst, it tastes like chicken

 

[crazychemgirl]

Frog legs are like tiny drum sticks, honestly. If you weren’t told they were frog legs you might not even notice, especially if their fried

No no no no … but frogs are so fucking adorable!!!!!