Sex & Shenanigans

[MrMakersMark]

I definitely will try it if I ever end up in the southeast ….

I will not try frogs legs.

Gator tail is actually good.
Frog legs are only good if you dont get them from a restaurant. Have to know somebody.
Like that blue meth.

 

[SWR101]

I mean, yes… chickens have their benefits for sure.


I’m still just pro-raccoon.


Also … bats do a really great job of eating bugs.

I have a bat box, they are great, but chickens arent federally protected if I eat them

 

[Qky75]

Also true, but they are great at eradicating bugs and pests in your yard, and minimal cost eggs

It's them government sellout mother cluckers

 

[SWR101]

I have a bat box, they are great, but chickens arent federally protected if I eat them

It's them government sellout mother cluckers

For the record, I have no interest in trying bat…

 

[Qky75]

No no no no … but frogs are so fucking adorable!!!!

Someone once said you eat with your eyes first. Presentation presentation presentation

 

[crazychemgirl]

Someone once said you eat with your eyes first. Presentation presentation presentation

Does that mean men prefer vajazzled pussy?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SWR101]

Does that mean men prefer vajazzled pussy?

Trimmed but not shaved…

 

[Qky75]

Does that mean men prefer vajazzled pussy?

I wouldn't mind the extra effort... just saying

 

[crazychemgirl]

Trimmed but not shaved…

But rhinestones and body paint are ok?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Does that mean men prefer vajazzled pussy?

Oh yeah. Vajazzle us.

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/82hGP3p1bN5cY/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91wongxr9poysxoyn9j5ztzllwg24ebb1ak44n7tv1&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

It’s like hypnosis but hynopussy

 

[MrMakersMark]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/82hGP3p1bN5cY/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91wongxr9poysxoyn9j5ztzllwg24ebb1ak44n7tv1&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

It’s like hypnosis but hynopussy

 

[MrMakersMark]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/82hGP3p1bN5cY/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91wongxr9poysxoyn9j5ztzllwg24ebb1ak44n7tv1&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

It’s like hypnosis but hynopussy

It's vagazzling.

 

[Bry1313]

Does that mean men prefer vajazzled pussy?

I’m just happy to be invited to the neighborhood

 

[MrMakersMark]

I’m just happy to be invited to the neighborhood.

I'm never invited.

I just barge right in.

2% of the time, it works every time.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m just happy to be invited to the neighborhood

Awkward when you just show up with some potato salad.

 

[SWR101]

But rhinestones and body paint are ok?

You do you, boo

 

[Qky75]

I'm never invited.

I just barge right in.

2% of the time, it works every time.

Checks notes about restrained beaver statutes....

 

[crazychemgirl]

You do you, boo

You’d think rhinestones would be …. Scratchy.


Maybe it’s ribbed for HIS pleasure.

 

[Qky75]

You’d think rhinestones would be …. Scratchy.


Maybe it’s ribbed for HIS pleasure.

Ooooo that's Innnnteresting

 

[crazychemgirl]

Checks notes about restrained beaver statutes....

I’m so confused.

 

[SWR101]

You’d think rhinestones would be …. Scratchy.


Maybe it’s ribbed for HIS pleasure.

Adds some texture when using a condom…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Adds some texture when using a condom…

Condoms?!!!

Ew.


No thank you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

WHY DO I STILL HAVE AN HOUR LEFT IN MY WORKDAY?!!!